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@famine @ademan
>> Paint your fence
<< Then pay me
>> No sir, you pay us
<< Then you paint it
>> No sir, it's your house
<< Then F#k off

@fcktheworld587 @ademan
I mean, most people hate HOA and only fools buy homes that masochistically subscribe to that cultish stuff. True, there are people who avoid them- but that's requiring effort. I'd rather live in the boonies with an outhouse than live in an HOA. There is no benefit to a HOA other than ego and living a cookie-cutter life.

@MobyGrape@mastodon.social @marathon0
My satire was obvious(hence the over-use of 'God')- yours, however- is not.

@pzmyers@octodon.social
I regularly sort through my junk mail and empty it. Sometimes legit mail gets sent there.

@shibao bud light is water though.... Oh, is that your beers Halloween costume? Good one! Kinda weird you would dress it up though...

Linux, nsfw, rule34 (yes you read that right) 

@necrosis @Natanox
sudo dpkg -i

@finlaydag33k @fluffy
The blue zig/zag of the cooling line reminds me of intestines.

@MobyGrape@mastodon.social @marathon0
It is my God given right to use God as an excuse, especially when other people are using it. God help me, if someone were to use God as an excuse against me, oh my God- I'd use my God-given rights to have God judge them for me. God, all this talk about God makes me thankful to believe and worship God and not ever use God as anything other than what he meant for me to use him for. God damn it, time to go to another God-damned ceremony where God will remind us all how Godly we all are for having him in every Godly way of our God-given lives that only God has the right to lay claim to.

Signed,
-___________


Rob Zombie's 2022 "The Munsters"

netflix.com/watch/81618477

For those of whom who do not know who Rob Zombie is... he did this::
yewtu.be/watch?v=zR8huyCYKm0

and this::
yewtu.be/watch?v=V82hFRJcrj0

and much, much more.

@farooqkz @theenoro
No, pastebin isn't federated- but it does have an API. If you're knowledgeable enough to run your own instance, you can likely run pastebin into it. Otherwise, you can write up a personal clone. This is all assuming you wanted pastebin.

Did you just want to see code and like it?

#!/bin/sh

echo "blah";
which sl;

@icedquinn @critical @fluffy
I've come to learn that most headphones cost the same and are often made in the same factories- but different brands/specs.

The best headphones I've ever had were $20 Sony on-ear headphones with battery-powered noise canceling that had that faux leather cushion thing that cuped my ears.

After that, it was Skullcandy. I'm too poor for legit Bose.

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