LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@qoto.org

@ambulocetus
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver-

but neither will help rain on a tin roof.

@ambulocetus
Sadness lives in the past, happiness exists in the present.

@stux

Can confirm, this happened in Blade runner. Harrison Ford wouldn't lie to me.

@acjay

For example, you use it to take out car dents:::
https://youtu.be/J79uO_H0kzo

You use teapots to steam clothes or iron clothes if you can't afford an actual iron.

@slash
Yes

@slash

APL (named after the book A Programming Language)[3] is a programming language developed in the 1960s by Kenneth E. Iverson. Its central datatype is the multidimensional array. It uses a large range of special graphic symbols[4] to represent most functions and operators, leading to very concise code. It has been an important influence on the development of concept modeling, spreadsheets, functional programming,[5] and computer math packages.[6] It has also inspired several other programming languages.[7][8]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/APL_(programming_language)

--looking for job
--machine learning engineer post
--job description requires 6 years programming

"Cool, I'm interested"

--requires knowledge of objective-oriented lang

"Sure"

--must be fluent in our primary language APL

"APL...?"

@jacklaridian@nerdculture.de @mqsalmon
One better::: it's a papier-mache skateboard. You've destroyed your Xmas present in the process of unwrapping it.

@hackernews@die-partei.social

A sign says facial recognition is used as a security measure to ensure safety for guests and employees. Conlon says she posed no threat, but the guards still kicked her out with the explanation that they knew she was an attorney.

"They knew my name before I told them. They knew the firm I was associated with before I told them. And they told me I was not allowed to be there," said Conlon.

Conlon is an associate with the New Jersey based law firm, Davis, Saperstein and Solomon, which for years has been involved in personal injury litigation against a restaurant venue now under the umbrella of MSG Entertainment.

"I don’t practice in New York. I’m not an attorney that works on any cases against MSG," said Conlon.

But MSG said she was banned nonetheless — along with fellow attorneys in that firm and others.

@Stellar
Is it proprietary?

@mqsalmon @jacklaridian@nerdculture.de
It would be hilarious to be a DVD or videogame instead

@acjay

A teapot can be used for more than making tea.

@hackernews@die-partei.social

Prosecutors in Los Angeles allege 20-year-old James Thomas Andrew McCarty, a.k.a. “Aspertaine,” of Charlotte, N.C., and Kya Christian Nelson, a.k.a. “ChumLul,” 22, of Racine, Wisc., conspired to hack into Yahoo email accounts belonging to victims in the United States. From there, the two allegedly would check how many of those Yahoo accounts were associated with Ring accounts, and then target people who used the same password for both accounts.

An indictment unsealed this week says that in the span of just one week in November 2020, McCarty and Nelson identified and swatted at least a dozen different victims across the country.

@Pat @peterdrake
Oh look, I can take my chips with me hunting!

@stux

I vote for myself. My name is sufficient credentials for the position. My qualifications are my federated network I've managed to keep a hold of this far. Diplomatic skills are essential in maintaining a sense of harmony that is the diverse and chaotic federations we all dwell within these days.

Vote for me, I promise not to accidentally nuke something.

@stux @blueberrywerewolf
What's after blue checks? People with clean records on their accounts?

@cyberspook @nyx

Okie dokie, I got my work cut out for me >:}

@RehnSturm256 @icedquinn
You say illegal- I say indie.

@kiplet
I suppose that balances things out then