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@Wolfie_Rankin @TheTweetOfGod
That things would evolve over time and something good would grow out of it. That 1000s of years later they won't revert from skyscrapers, space travel and humble virtues - to treehouses, underground bunkers and sexualizing everything either material or imaginative for the sake of punitive satisfaction beyond any understanding.

@fdboer @TheTweetOfGod
It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Now sit back and enjoy this feature presentation!

@satan @edstink
Some people clean bananas with their hands. Some clean them with their mouths.

People need to stop monkeying around...

@AdamKorengold@mastodon.social @edstink you're thinking of the wrong banana

@obi @pganssle

Signal is removing sms indefinitely due to support issues. Paying extra or installing AndroidPackageKit won't change anything about it moving forward.

If you're using signal for encrypted chat, it's still a good option. If you're mixing sms and encryption, you're SoL. Personally, I'd rather have an app that served both. I'm still trying to find an equivalent option.

@wolf480pl
It was. Pseudo-satire. Half-baked pun if one really wanted to be optimistic.

@wolf480pl
When there's international illegal immigration, everyone's an illegitimate US citizen. You can't revoke it either, you'll just shame yourself and your country by trying.

@wolf480pl
How else will queries be tied to you for federal review?

@net
Your lungs and bladder as re probably worse, based off your past posts.

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