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@eris

Don't head north then. Silicon Valley is where millionaires live paycheck to paycheck and can't afford rent.

@olives

To be fair, the civvy in question loses a lot of cred if they're an escaped serial child rapist. I wouldn't be caught standing beside such filth.

For typical 'normies'? Now, we're starting to get on the same page.

@eris
I'd rather live in NYC than Chicago.

And that's a lot coming from someone who'd rather live in a cave with damned humanoids, than around tiktokers on subway rapping in their homebrew language only they speak while smoking crack.

TFW a file format is so old that it includes an "insert paper tape this way" arrow as part of the header: Looks like this traces back to the PDP-11.

@eris @Radical_EgoCom@kolektiva.social
@SpaghettiAFA

I don't think Vanilla ICE would like this that much...

@Tim_Eagon @Yora

Especially for one that isn't commercially mainstream.

@Photorat @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon

I'm assuming she put it on in between frames, in anticipation for ten minutes later.

@marine

Not even mad. The fact she knew she could do that and even tried on her own makes her a keeper.

@c_discussions

Terrible tip N1. Only C++
Terrible tip N2. Tab character in string literals
Terrible tip N3. Nested macros
Terrible tip N4. Disable warnings
Terrible tip N5. The shorter the variable name is, the better
Terrible tip N6. Invisible characters
Terrible tip N7. Magic numbers
Terrible tip N8. int, int everywhere
Terrible tip N9. Global variables
Terrible tip N10. The abort function in libraries
Terrible tip N11. The compiler is to blame for everything
Terrible tip N12. Feel free to use argv
Terrible tip N13. Undefined behavior is just a scary story
Terrible tip N14. double == double
Terrible tip N15. memmove is a superfluous function
Terrible tip N16. sizeof(int) == sizeof(void *)
Terrible tip N17. Don't check what the malloc function returned
Terrible tip N18. Extend the std namespace
Terrible tip N19. Old school
Terrible tip N20. Compact code
Terrible tip N21. Professionals do not make mistakes
Terrible tip N22. Only students need analyzers
Terrible tip N23. Slap stuff together and deploy!
Terrible tip N24. When you ask for help on a forum, make sure people need to drag the information out of you. It will make things more interesting for everyone
Terrible tip N25. Diamond inheritance
Terrible tip N26. I'll do it myself
Terrible tip N27. Delete stdafx.h
Terrible tip N28. An array on the stack is the best thing ever
Terrible tip N29. Nothing extra
Terrible tip N30. Unusual constructions
Terrible tip N31. Use more code in header files
Terrible tip N32. The Goto statement
Terrible tip N33. You don't need enums
Terrible tip N34. Need to add a constant instance of the class everywhere? It's more convenient to declare it in the header file
Terrible tip N35. Declaring variables at the beginning of a function
Terrible tip N36. Add everything, it might come in handy
Terrible tip N37. Create your own h-quest
Terrible tip N38. C-style cast
Terrible tip N39. Versatility is cool
Terrible tip N40. You are the lord of pointers — do what you want
Terrible tip N41. const is a redundant entity
Terrible tip N42. Vintage is cool
Terrible tip N43. Don't initialize
Terrible tip N44. Trust everyone
Terrible tip N45. Don't worry about naming variables
Terrible tip N46. Write your code as if you are training for the IOCCC
Terrible tip N47. Have fun when writing code
Terrible tip N48. Everyone has their own style
Terrible tip N49. Overload everything
Terrible tip N50. Don't believe in the efficiency of std::string
Terrible tip N51. For as long as possible, resist using the new C++ standard
Terrible tip N52. Variables Reuse
Terrible tip N53. Answer the question "what?" in code comments
Terrible tip N54. More multithreading
Terrible tip N55. The fewer .cpp files, the better
Terrible tip N56. More classes!
Terrible tip N57. Reading books is no longer relevant
Terrible tip N58. printf(str);
Terrible tip N59. Virtual functions in constructors and destructors
Terrible tip N60. No time to think, copy the code!
Terrible tip N61. You can look beyond the array

@the_Effekt

Plenty of disinformation and garbage too, if you like to roll with that.

It's really a trust and societal agreement system. There are those who want to do-away with the federation, though.

Playing CY_BORG tonight
My character Tabita got her first cyberware, cyber visionvisors. A classic. 😎🤘
We are doing a mission in the underwater district. I wisely left my laser turret drone at home and brought Dusty the cleaning bot instead. (With hidden integrated machine guns naturally)

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