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@Arcana @nyx

trick question: you weren't driving, you were standing

@Arcana @nyx

Oh, I thought you were one of us.

Well, if you change your mind- go give it a passionate hug.

@nyx
My attorneys have recommended I instruct your aids to settle out of court.

I'll meet you behind the corner store at 2300hrs. Bring gum.

@nyx
I'm not divulging what criminal activity I may or may not have witnessed. I'll be seeing you in court for 1st degree shitposting.

@lispi314

People in third world countries teaching idiots in first world countries to do it in their enclosed garage? Noo......

People in first world countries teaching how to do something as cheap and quick as possible, so that more people will refer to their videos and thus become a youtuber? No way....

If all you learn is only through a single source, you're likely going to be missing a few steps or tips in how to do things effectively...

@X_BSD @protonmail

When _isn't_ FB not facing a lawsuit? Just because it's not publicly announced on the tube- doesn't mean it isn't happening in real life..

@sergeant @BeAware@social.beaware.live
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family.

Just because you're social media, doesn't mean you're socially competent.

@polotek @rowjimmy @aburtch @IceCubesApp
I'm doing just fine with being able to either:
A) link to posts and/or users
or
B) take screenshots

“The aim of all human beings is to perfect ourselves; to become better persons. Therefore, constantly endeavor to awaken and express the virtues of the soul that animates you. In doing so, you will contribute to your evolution and serve the cause of humanity.” Rose + Croix Code of Life

@MeanwhileinCanada

two things::

1) it looks like a yellow-robed robot with yellow lips

2) you know machines are inferior if they can't survive freezing temps when mankind survived an ice age...

@marathon@kolektiva.social
Happy new Year! It's been a year since I last heard from you! ;)

@Yora

If I had the time, I'd make it easier.

But I haven't the dime..

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