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@ElMichel esas madres aprovechando el confinamiento para hacer limpieza general...

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-¿Me… me has afeitado las cejas mientras dormía, Conchi?
-Sí Josemari, y no pareces sorprendido.

@snow @freemo
I'd say Sir feeemo is hexadecimal but who am I to tell

@snow I bet the whole qoto.org is hosted in his head

@freemo

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"You too, when it happens," I assured.

"If," she stated, as if to correct me, "And thank you."

"You're welcome. And if you need anyone to talk to, since booze can only do so much and often make things worse in certain cases, I have several pamphlets of places and people you could contact," I said, reaching into the help-box under the bar.

She didn't answer.

Because she was gone. Only a gray feather dusted in sulphur remained.

Sometimes I wish the mysterious ones tipped a little better.

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"If I die I’m bound for hell," she mumbled into her empty cup.

I poured her a free shot; I owned the bar, it was the least I could do for someone having such thoughts. Just the one though.

"Ah, I didn’t mean to make you feel sorry for me."

"I hope it'll help you feel a little less doomed. These are uncertain times for everyone."

She smirked and shrugged, "You are so kind. When your time comes; you’ll get your pick of heavens."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

@snow not sure, maybe he's doing some human stuff from time to time just to pretend he's one of us
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@freemo nope, just an Asimov's reference.
I'm not much into US politics.

@freemo maybe we should call you R. Jeffrey Freeman

@Aranyazul
Es de vergüenza que después de ordenarnos no salir de casa si no es estrictamente necesario, la propia Administración obligue a funcionarios a ir a trabajar cuando no son tareas esenciales.

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This picture was taken during the flu pandemic of 1918-1920... just sayin'

@Teryl_Pacieco
Kettles always do that. You must tame them very gently for a long time before they dare to whistle under a fixed gaze.
That's their nature though, you just accept it or go boiling your water in a pot, like a heathen.

suno pona @iulius !
voy a ponerme, que con esto del virus se me acumula la faena.
3. Muchas cosas mueren.
Había grandes reptiles. Eran fuertes. Pero un meteorito cayó de lo alto y mató a todos los reptiles grandes y las cosas cambiaron mucho.
El meteorito dañó muchas cosas.

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-Me han dicho que en tu casa sois muy fans de las matemáticas.
-Más o menos ¿por?.

@fulipante @ElMichel
Si es que, cuando hay voluntad de colaborar, se nota...

@ElMichel yo teletrabajando desde el viernes. Los que siguen yendo, sólo mañanas

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