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@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
The council members will claw you one by one if the accusations are false

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
You will have to put forward the case before the council of Elder Cats to accuse your feline of robbery

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
depends upon how efficient is your digestive system in delivering orders

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
eating whipped cream?

@drupler
So how do you determine if the people under you are working or not?

@tombies@masto.ai
Ahh no his patting mood was only for 5 minutes.
Now he is back to using the CLAWS :angery:

Good Morning • Guten Morgen • Buenos Días
The angry stray cat is in mood for pats today morning :blobcatpats:

@thor
But music with grammy vocalist will also make more money

At my local library, a little girl dropped her library books into the ‘return’ slot, waved and shouted “GOODBYE BOOKS, HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL!” and my heart grew three sizes 🥺

@mur2501 Mastodon feel like a community, and Twitter feel like a cross-channel aggregated content platform

What are the biggest difference between how you feel on mastodon and how you feel on twitter?

I'm remote teaching a #Linux performance and tuning course for some system administrators in Germany.

I share my terminal so the students can see the commands I'm typing for examples and such. When we take a break, I'll give them a time frame, then execute the following script in my terminal:

$ i=$((15*60)); while [[ $i -gt 0 ]]; do clear; echo $i | figlet; sleep 1; i=$(($i-1)); done

This is a large countdown timer in seconds. Screenshot attached with 419 seconds remaining.

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