С ДР меня! 🎉
Ситуацию мою вы знаете. Огромное спасибо подписчикам @rf, благодаря вам, удивительное коммьюнити, нас с кошами не выгнали на улицу в январе. Если хотите помочь ещё, я завела бусти:
https://boosty.to/kotikmemer
Надеюсь, все будет хорошо. Поскорее бы.

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**This is Mur** · Jan 11, 2023, 19:01

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**kotik's pic storage** @kotik@mastodon.ml · Jan 11, 2023, 19:01

Jan 11, 2023, 19:01

kotik's pic storage @kotik@mastodon.ml

Happy birthday to me 🎉
So... My Russian fedi friends already know my sad situation - my husband (14 years of relationship) suddenly left me for no apparent reason (he's tired of me, I'm a bad person, he hates our cats, yeah), he told me about that just before new year and moved to another city.
I'm kinda disabled, I'm studying and I can't work at the moment. He made me pay for an apartment which he owns where we lived together (I spent all of the money I inherited from my mom on buying stuff for this apartment - that was stupid of me, I know). I need money to pay rent and buy meds and food for me and my cats (he doesn't want to feed cats too lol).
Russian fedi people raised enough money for one month. I have to ask for help you, my English-speaking friends, too.
There is a way for you to donate money for russians through boosty - Russian Patreon. You can subscribe or donate any amount for a monthly goal. If you want, of course. Thank you in advance.
https://boosty.to/kotikmemer
meow idk

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**This is Mur** · Feb 05, 2021, 14:39

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**kotik's pic storage** @kotik@mastodon.ml · Feb 05, 2021, 14:39

Feb 05, 2021, 14:39

kotik's pic storage @kotik@mastodon.ml

Hello! I'm your cat-loving mentally unstable friendly russian neighbor
I collect funny, interesting and beautiful pics since middle school and upload them to social networks. Somehow my fedi account has the biggest number of followers - love you all!

#cat - kitties!
#rusmeme - memes in russian. I try to translate them if I can, help me improve my English if you see any mistakes
#art - beautiful stuff.

**This is Mur** @mur2501@qoto.org · Jan 11, 2023, 18:11

**This is Mur** @mur2501@qoto.org · Jan 11, 2023, 18:11

Jan 11, 2023, 18:11

This is Mur @mur2501@qoto.org

The Good Bay Tales

Mughals are getting fucked by Marathas on land and Portuegues on the sea, IT'S TIME TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS :D
Mughals sign a treaty with the Portuguese to fuck marathas instead, and give away the seven islands of Salsette as a gift.
Portuguese very happy with the deep waters of Salsette, it allows them to do more business than those British shitbags.
Deep ambition in the Roman Catholic faith pushes Portugal to line up the island of Salsette with churches outshining the territory of Goa.
Also renames the possession to Bombay meaning The Good Bay
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Time passes
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Portugal fighting with Spain to show they are the big dicks of the Iberian Peninsula.
Portugal has a friend, his name is France.
France is very shy, he says he will show up to fight Spain with Portugal but never does.
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SURPRISE!!!!
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France has showed up this time for the battle
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but why is he standing on the side of Spain did we give him the wrong address?? (Portugal in confusion)
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FRANCE IS ON THE SPANISH SIDE
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(_Portugal cries in the corner_)
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Portugal: Hello my old friend Britain 🥹
Britain: Friend? mate you called me 'shitbag' the last time we met 🤨
Portugal: I was young desperate then, but I now know what true love means 😊
Britain: …. 😐
Portugal: Also our king's daughter is very sexy and we know your king likes those big boobies 😏
Britain: 😳 .................................…............…. ok but I want Bombay in dowry
Portugal: Excellent 😁 ………………. When will you be coming to fight Spain? 🙂
Britain: 😒
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__Britain in Bombay__
These Portuguese fuckers didn't had anything else to do apart from building churches? 🤨
- Sir we should build our base of operations here to facilitate trade
+ yeah, yeah, I know. BUT FIRST!! we build a giant fort
- sir, giant fort?
+ Yes, a giant fort
- for what?
+ So that everyone know my dick is the biggest
+ Also I like playing with sand castles as a kid
- 😐, any good name for the fort sir?
+ How about "Fort"? 😁
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-x-x- The Good Bay Tales Part 1 -x-x-

**This is Mur** @mur2501@qoto.org · Jan 11, 2023, 15:06

**This is Mur** @mur2501@qoto.org · Jan 11, 2023, 15:06

Jan 11, 2023, 15:06

This is Mur @mur2501@qoto.org

refers: @Nvmm
Me: So what you do apart from sketching
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Nvmm: Just Scroll - Call - Books - Sketching
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Me: Call is hobby?
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Nvmm: NOOOOOOOOO
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Nvmm: Also no freetime for calls
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Me: Introducing :- Call while Sketching :blobcatbusiness:
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Nvmm: Didn't sketched for a long time now
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Me: Books?
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Nvmm: Yeah, books
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Me: I transcript call into text. Feed it to ChatGPT to make it look like it was written by Chetan Bhagat from another universe where he never left engineering
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Nvmm: Ohh no

**This is Mur** @mur2501@qoto.org · Jan 11, 2023, 14:29

**This is Mur** @mur2501@qoto.org · Jan 11, 2023, 14:29

Jan 11, 2023, 14:29

This is Mur @mur2501@qoto.org

Prof: Okay boys and lovely girls, today we gonna learn
1) Functional programming with Lisp
2) Some Polymorphism with Java
3) and Depression with my Ex-Girlfriend

Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Prof: SILENCE!! The third one is very very important

Kids:

Prof: For me

**This is Mur** · Jan 11, 2023, 10:27

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**Larry the Cat** @Number10cat@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 11, 2023, 10:27

Jan 11, 2023, 10:27

Larry the Cat @Number10cat@mastodonapp.uk

I see the dishevelled one is in and around Westminster again. Watch out Mr Rishi, he wants his gold wallpaper back....

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**This is Mur** · Jan 10, 2023, 21:41

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**Mike Wires** @mjwires@hachyderm.io · Jan 10, 2023, 21:41

Jan 10, 2023, 21:41

Mike Wires @mjwires@hachyderm.io

#introduction
HI all,
I'm Mike, a long time C# .NET developer. I've been lurking here for the last month or so. Happy to see so many kind people in one place, helping each other out. Mostly here to follow fellow coders, but I'm also an (amateur) musician and (very amateur) wood worker. Hoping to find some more like minds to follow.

Thanks @nova for the place to hang!