Cosmo @nibble4bits@qoto.org

"You should trust your immune system!" My immune system thinks peanuts are dangerous

Hottest take so far: If you don’t pay me, you’re against free speech. #musk #twitter

Therapist: You need to stop doing weird things, going out might help

Me: I went to the park today

Therapist: There you go! I hope you got something from that

Me *opens coat* this duck

The Intel 8086 was released in 1978, starting the x86 line that still dominates computing. I'm reverse-engineering the chip by studying the silicon die, and I think I've spotted a bug fix in the silicon. They didn't have microcode updates then so they patched the silicon. 🧵

The #Schrödinger's cat now becomes the "Schrödinger's plates": as you can see, they are both broken and not broken until you open the door 😉

#quantummechanics

Moment of Zen

I do not like that this needs to exist, but I'mma boost it until it's not. Do likewise, as you will.

Elon Musk says he'll make his own phone if Google and Apple de-platform him: https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-alternative-phone-apple-google-ban-twitter-1849822836

I'd LOVE to see him try. (iOS has been developing since 2005-ish, and Android for even longer; the only way he'll get a software stack is to use Android as a platform or buy in a cheap also-ran from China. Either path is a quick way to lose a few billion dollars more without shipping a useable product. A dozen billion here, a dozen billion there, pretty soon it's all gone ...)

Elon's take over of Twitter will change the behavior of the digital world. 🔥

Flickr and Tumblr are thinking about intergrating ActivityPub so it will connect to the #Fediverse.

Everywhere you look, people are being laid off, but #Mastodon is growing. 📈

The world finally understands that social media can not only be fun, but also have the privacy of the user in mind. 🤝

We don't need billionaires to create a good world. ❤️

I agree with this 100%

There is no "stay and fight" on Twitter. If you're there, you're grumbling under your breath at a Nazi rally and calling it "resistance"

https://c.im/@EarlDGray/109409730139307857

To whom it may concern,

The expression is

"I couldn't care less"

In other words, I care so little about (blank) that it IS IMPOSSIBLE for me to care even less.

"I could care less" means I actually care enough that it IS possible to care less

For your first day on Mastodon, just a few humbly suggested steps! Welcome to the party!

1) Consider if you're on the server for you, your hobbies, and your moderation desires. You can always migrate your account, later. https://docs.joinmastodon.org/user/moving/

2) Make a profile! These can be longer than Twitter ones - and you can format them with line breaks, italics (using asterix), and loads of emoji. Check the emoji on your server, here! https://emojos.in/

3) If you liked who you followed on Twitter, use https://debirdify.pruvisto.org/ and/or https://fedifinder.glitch.me/ to create a csv of all the people you followed there to upload into Mastodon, using the web menu option Preferences > Import. Now you are following the same folks!

4) Using https://debirdify.pruvisto.org/, you can also export your Twitter blocklist, and import it using the same function in Mastodon.

5) Create an introduction post! Use lots of hashtags to help people find you and your interests, as there's no algorithm or string search function here. Make sure to add the hashtag introduction!

6) Get used to using hashtags in your posts regularly, so that people can find them manually or using the hashtag following function, or the rss feed function.

7) Use CWs liberally, to help people decide what to see. Follow your server's guidelines, but definitely CW those movie spoilers!

8) Use alt text in your images whenever possible, to help people with screen readers enjoy it here, too!

9) Enjoy your new community, and have a lot of fun!

#MastodonTips #MastodonNewbie

It’s #FollowFriday so I hope folks utilize the hashtag to find my account here!
Give me a boost! Maybe if I can show some of the big accounts on Twitter that it’s possible to grow sizably and quickly here, too, they’ll migrate over!