nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

Who am I kidding? I'm keeping that old shirt until it's nothing but a thread.

I guess I *could* get a new T-shirt, to replace the one I got in *checks wardrobe* 1992.

Is there a #YDLAC (in the vein of #YPLAC) for twenty-something morons who drive for literally miles glued to their fucking phone and faffing with their fucking hair instead of paying attention to the fucking road? Asking for a me.

Note to self: get a rear cam fitted.

TIL there is a non-zero “legal limit” for cocaine while driving. 😳

Perl: There's more than one way to do it
Python: There are 37,234,108 ways to do it, and all of them are inefficient as fuck, except that one way which you can only find out about if you sacrifice your self-respect and five pints of your own blood on the altar of StackOverflow, if you're not first flamed to hell for asking an inappropriate question.

I am convinced that any academic post with “in residence” in the title is contractually obliged to reply-all to each and every mundane department-wide email to the effect of “I’m sorry I’m too important/busy to attend $EVENT”.

Christ, it sounds like you take your life in your hands if you *checks news* ring the wrong doorbell in the USA.

I’m 49 minutes into “one of those days” and I’m hating it already. 😠

This year I will definitely be treating myself to some #Swarfega, whether I “need” it or not. #MiddleAgeVices

@davep Got a bit fed-up with an ongoing project, starting picking at an itch, so now I have yet another stupid project I want to finish... 😩 #textual @textualize

First bbq of the year. About damned time!