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RT @appletoa12@twitter.com
It's clear who the main suspect for trying to steal the Magna Carta is...

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com
Thrill-Seeker Microwaves Pot Pie Without Slitting Crust trib.al/9bJ2jTn

RT @KrisLigman@twitter.com
Hey I just published my new game, You Are Jeff Bezos. It is a game where you are Jeff Bezos and your only goal is to spend all his fucking money direkris.itch.io/you-are-jeff-

RT @IHLaking@twitter.com
anyway here’s a gallery of dolphins observing some squirrels 🐿 🐬 😊

RT @BreakingChesky@twitter.com
NEW VIDEO: This is why @SeattlePD@twitter.com has shut down 30th Ave SW and SW Genessee. Truck carrying metal balls loses its load, sending the two pound balls tumbling down hill.

This is pretty much how Violet sees interactions with cats.
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RT @Peacharu_@twitter.com
Good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose
twitter.com/Peacharu_/status/1

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com
Tupperware Will Never Truly Recover From Red Curry Leftovers trib.al/PjscVMZ

RT @alexpghayes@twitter.com
i'm not saying stat parties are the best parties but we did play a rousing game of Pin the Tail on the Distribution last night

RT @B_Azevedo24@twitter.com
Me and Matt are no longer allowed in @IHOP@twitter.com

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