Peter Drake HAS MOVED @peterdrake@qoto.org

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[Meme] Writing code for millennials
https://redd.it/cg7oio

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I came down this morning to find my two robot vacuums on top of each other. They clean two separate levels of the ground floor, both have sensors to detect drops.

Fearing I had a poltergeist I investigated by looking at footage from my @googlenest@twitter.com cams and @Petcube@twitter.com treat cam

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Why they do dat

RT @dakami@twitter.com
Tech. @jack@twitter.com.

Stop it. This wasn't cool, even *when* we were still cool. This is how we *stopped* being cool.

It's like going to a restaurant and having the waiter disagree with your order. Dude, this is not a negotiation.

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At Milwaukee's Mitchell Airport, the area after security where you gather your things is officially designated the "Recombobulation Area".

RT @Mr_Meowwwgi@twitter.com
Sending your cat to another dimension.

RT @SylvieLorxu@twitter.com
Sysadmins: "It's secure because it's in a container"
Hackers:

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one of the worst aspects of this stupid future is how the opposite of "yes" became "learn more"

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RT @bedatadriven@twitter.com
Don't underestimate the longevity of software... particularly complex routines. This is Fortran code at the heart of #rstats nlminb() routine, apparently transposed from physical cards at some point...

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White rhinos and black rhinos are the same colour. The main difference is the shape of their mouths.

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com
Real Buzz Aldrin Spends 50th Straight Year On Moon Trying To Signal Earth To Warn Of Imposter https://trib.al/7gYDe1U

RT @ginatrapani@twitter.com
Software engineers: take your children to work with you. This is pure gold https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/jul/13/margaret-hamilton-computer-scientist-interview-software-apollo-missions-1969-moon-landing-nasa-women

RT @PuccaNoodles@twitter.com
my heart 😭 this bunny shop assistant doing such a good job ♥️🐇

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Pizza Crust Saved To Make Pizza Stock https://trib.al/nESoueI

RT @erinfranmc@twitter.com
me revisiting old side projects

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An analysis of over 22,000 heavy metal songs shows that ‘burn’ is the most metal word. The least metal word is ‘particularly’. (Photo credit: Javi Parrado)