Peter Drake HAS MOVED @peterdrake@qoto.org

RT @BranBrez@twitter.com
So many @lewisandclark@twitter.com students on the 12 bus rn I love it! @usclimatestrike@twitter.com #StrikeWithUs #ClimateStrikePDX

RT @JTSHEEPS35@twitter.com
Baby crocodiles sound like they’re shooting laser guns and it’s best thing ever 🤣🤣

RT @tariqrauf@twitter.com
I want to be in the meeting where this idea was proposed

RT @TamasGorbe@twitter.com
Ballistic Ellipse

Throw stuff¹ in all directions with the same initial speed and the highest points of the trajectories² will form an ellipse³
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¹Be careful not to hurt anyone
²Parabolas, because you're throwing stuff in a vacuum (obvs)
³It's an ellipsoid really (we live in 3D)

RT @shellscape@twitter.com
"Javascript developers trying to keep dependencies up to date"

RT @NeerajKA@twitter.com
My friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door.

No one can figure it out. It’s been like this for 2 days.

RT @DickKingSmith@twitter.com
L̶a̶z̶y̶ ̶S̶u̶s̶a̶n̶ ✖
Really quite active Susan ✔

RT @AClooForYou@twitter.com
Nice work by this vendor at a ren faire creating a clear, contextual, and complete explanation of why people who like runes need to be wary of neonazi associations

RT @Carnage4Life@twitter.com
What programming with C++ feels like.

RT @miss_amandamae@twitter.com
Don’t have a bookmark? Try using a taco. (Actual photo of an actual book found in the book drop at my library in Indiana a few years back)

RT @gordihyena@twitter.com
My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night

RT @dani_g_3@twitter.com
When I was 12, I remember my friends stepdad (who was a firefighter) comment on how he felt women didn’t belong in the fire department because “no girl could ever lift a grown man” lol anyways, fuck you Craig.

RT @elizhargrave@twitter.com
@mattthr@twitter.com OMG @jameystegmaier@twitter.com an alternate first TERN marker??

RT @Oatmeal@twitter.com
Order in the court.

RT @effies@twitter.com
EVERYBODY LISTEN UP
COMBAT JUGGLING IS A THING

RT @kier9n@twitter.com
a purrito

RT @LukasSchlogl@twitter.com
Just priceless. An estimated 20% of genetic research papers contain errors because Excel converted some gene names into calendar dates. https://twitter.com/EconAndrew/status/1170178626903597057

RT @vboykis@twitter.com
Found the data scientist parent.

(All joking aside, reading this made me so angry on the parent’s behalf)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/d2viyd/i_tried_using_a_school_fundraiser_to_teach_my/