Peter Drake HAS MOVED @peterdrake@qoto.org

RT @Tomb_Urges@twitter.activitypub.actor
Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps.

RT @SteveStuWill
Smartphone addict

RT @UncleDuke1969@twitter.activitypub.actor
alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔

RT @AnnaGHughes@twitter.activitypub.actor
I will not be taking questions at this time

RT @janinekrippner@twitter.activitypub.actor
Sometimes our volcanology secrets are given away in comics.
Genius comic by the @Oatmeal@twitter.com

RT @waxmittert@twitter.activitypub.actor
BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!! Is that MEDICAL fondue?!?????!?

RT @ArtItNow1@twitter.activitypub.actor
Calligraphy by Yazi Yolcusu

RT @qikipedia
Braess’ Paradox says that if you add more lanes to a road, congestion increases. For instance, in 2008, a Houston freeway was expanded to 26 lanes, and travel times increased by 30%. (Image: aliciak3yz)

RT @xkcdComic
Worst Thing That Could Happen https://xkcd.com/2261/ https://m.xkcd.com/2261/

RT @CuteAnimaIVines
This is so touching.. The way he looks back, unsure whether to stay or go...

RT @DickKingSmith
Rage Against the Washing Machine.

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RT @hex@twitter.activitypub.actor
Handkerchiefs. You've invented handkerchiefs
https://lasttissue.lastobject.com/

RT @LitMoose
I've had this on me since DerbyCon (a gift from @MalwareJake@twitter.com).
I've been through TSA 7 times and still no one has asked about it.
If the joke goes much further I'll need to print a new label, it's looking well-loved.

RT @CuteAnimaIVines
“you sure you gonna be able to stay up and watch the movie?”

me: yeah i’ll be good

also me 3 minutes into the movie:

RT @FacesPics@twitter.activitypub.actor
Many, many Digletts

RT @stha_mavundla@twitter.activitypub.actor
I was toying with the idea of not having this photoshoot with my natural hair because “you have to look presentable” and apparently my hair doesn’t fit that category.

So, I had my weave on.. and right before leaving my apartment it hit me...

RT @xkcdComic
Networking Problems https://xkcd.com/2259/ https://m.xkcd.com/2259/

RT @CuteAnimaIVines
how to play catch with your dog