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RT @waxpancake@twitter.com
Best joke I heard this week was from my 11-year-old nephew: “Gender was invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.”

Do you read the textbook? Because at 18-22, it's marginal, right?

I'm less impressed with Rikki-Tikki-Tavi now that I've learned mongooses are immune to cobra venom.

RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
The placebo effect has grown stronger in the US since the 1990s, so American pharmaceutical companies have started outsourcing clinical trials of their new drugs — where they have to outperform placebos — to other countries, where the effect is not as strong.

As Violet awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a monstrous vermin.

RT @backt0nature@twitter.com
Imagine being as smooth as this cat.

RT @Nag_FR@twitter.com
When your kid asks for a switch for Christmas

RT @__apf__@twitter.com
teaching children lies about graph structure

RT @karenehowell@twitter.com
When you glide those scissors across the wrapping paper without a single tear.

RT @TDataScience@twitter.com
Christmas Games: How random are dice? 🎲 buff.ly/2TcEgkF

RT @communalsauce@twitter.com
this video of a dog disrupting a christmas parade is the best thing

Pitch: an AR public speaking trainer that shows you the audience in their underwear. (The all-male dev team sees no way that this could be misused.)

RT @SlenderSherbet@twitter.com
There's only four days left until Christmas if you haven't cleaned your bat yet.

We gave Violet the heel of a loaf of bread and she's trying to figure out where to bury it.

RT @CodeWisdom@twitter.com
"Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad." - Cory House

The obvious solution to the "Merry Christmas" / "Happy Holidays" debate is to just greet everyone with, "Yippee ki-yay, m***f*******r!"

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