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I'm gonna have to get @AbsoluteDrift@twitter.com for another platform. The game is neat, but on a phone the overriding challenge is "are my fingers on the controls?" Can't feel them on a touch screen, can't see them because they're under your fingers.

Attention @hankgreen@twitter.com
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RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
WORD OF TH@hankgreen@twitter.comDLIEDOO - a 19th-century Scots word for a love song.
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RT @htdrake@twitter.com
This won't cover the whole weekend, but a good start...

We were worried about putting only "appropriate" books in the neighborhood lending library, but someone else put in "The Complete Kama Sutra", so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RT @AlannaBennett@twitter.com
Please tell me about a time your parents unintentionally dragged you within an inch of your life. I'll go first: Once in college my mom sent me a care package that was just acne face washes and the book He's Just Not That Into You

RT @lipglossgirl@twitter.com
Guess who will never throw an unsecured bottle of parmesan cheese into their laptop bag ever again? 🙈🙈🙈

A tie bar is supposed to be worn that high? That doesn't seem very effective in terms of keeping the tie from flapping around.

RT @roboticcrab@twitter.com
If you tap gently enough sometimes you can slide one of your bones out like a Jenga piece, no problem.

RT @parabasis@twitter.com
People of twitter, I now present to you my helpful addition to the discourse... the 2020 Presidential Candidates as My Little Pony characters...

Wait. If you were a phone fraud artist, wouldn't the unenforced National Do Not Call Registry be a gold mine of verified live numbers?

Pitch: an internet-enabled cybersecurity blanket. @internetofshit@twitter.com

RT @sadanduseless@twitter.com
Hilarious Fake Gift Boxes To Prank Your Friends On Birthday sadanduseless.com/funny-fake-g

Interesting: I'm having a conversation with someone on Mastodon, which I have set up to cross-post with Twitter. My posts are forwarded to Twitter, but his replies are not. Consequently, it's like you're hearing half of a phone conversation.

Also, to clarify the nature of my disagreement, I'm not hugely bothered that there is a layer of electors between the voters and the selection of the President, just as there is a layer of legislators between the voters and the passage of laws.

I'm much more concerned that the number of electors allocated to each state it not proportional to the population of that state.

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