RT @TheOnion@twitter.com
Cackling Julian Assange Disintegrates Into Lines Of Code As Baffled Authorities Attempt To Handcuff Him https://trib.al/9UHVd7K
The Matrix as a trans allegory by @GeneticJen@twitter.com https://link.medium.com/XKk69Et0vV
.@margoatblack@twitter.com
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RT @TheOnion@twitter.com
A@margoatblack@twitter.comtion Cupcake Kingdom To Address Adorable Housing Crisis https://trib.al/f9qqYoY
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1115632227621142528
RT @AnnaGillcrist@twitter.com
Last night I took a @lyft@twitter.com home from my friends bachelorette. It was a line, so there were two people in the back seat when I got in. Once they were dropped off, the driver immediately leaned over to me and asks “do you have a boyfriend?”. I paused, and didn’t respond.
RT @NateSilver538@twitter.com
I sorta don't like the statement that "Twitter is not real life". It *is* real life, just a biased sample of real life where Democrats are younger, whiter, much more left-wing, and much more politically engaged than the overall universe of Democrats.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/04/08/upshot/democratic-electorate-twitter-real-life.html
Path to purchasing: need toy for my fidgety hands -> kendama -> video of guy using kendama on a balance board -> Amazon -> this review: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/RREKP65FW5AAK/
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