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I always imagine this hacker as having the voice of David Sedaris. "Embarrassingly, their passwords were all the names of household pets."

RT @CuteAnimaIVines@twitter.com
this video always cheers me up

RT @lewisandclark@twitter.com
Hey, Pios, we know finals can be stressful. That's why our Welfare Intervention Network is bringing Beni the llama and Napoleon the alpaca to campus TODAY for a llama study break! See you in Stamm from 11-1 to give a carrot to a camelid! at.lclark.edu/2VkclV6

RT @lnaturale@twitter.com
Every woman who runs for president in this country is under a stupid amount of pressure to describe herself as a "wife and mom."

So @ewarren@twitter.com listed the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau as one of her children.

RT @sadanduseless@twitter.com
This Company Makes Slippers That Look Just Like People's Pets po.st/y8WgeF

Did Knuth make the default LaTeX margins huge so that they'd be large enough to accommodate proofs?

Overheard in a committee meeting: "Satan may guide my hand. We'll find out!"

RT @FaiezHares@twitter.com
“In order that the man who checks may not have too difficult a task, the programmer should make a number of definite assertions which can be checked individually, and from which the correctness of the whole program easily follows.”
-- Alan Turing

RT @cmpriest@twitter.com
when the professor says you can bring one 3x5 card with notes to the final twitter.com/erik_kwakkel/statu

Sometimes the greatest gift you can give someone is canceling a meeting.

I learn things even on the last day of class: Java has a Void class. It is a wrapper for the void type and cannot be instantiated.

RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
Orb-weaver spiders use remains of its preys, egg sacs, and other debris to make life-sized models of themselves which they use as a decoy in order to protect themselves from predator attacks. (Image: Jeevan Jose.)

Time travel stories should be phrased in terms of git. The danger isn't paradoxes but merge conflicts.

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