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Two licensed product ideas while we wait to deplane: Air Bud earbuds and Tae Bo bow ties.

RT @lizardbill@twitter.com
When you completely lose sight of what you're trying to illustrate...

We've arrived in exotic Chicago! Unfortunately, we weren't able to get enough of the other passengers to sign our petition to have the pilot do a barrel roll.

Mood.
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RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
One quarter of Warren Buffett's calorific intake is from Coca-Cola. When asked about his diet he said “I checked the actuarial tables, and the lowest death rate is among six-year-olds, so I decided to eat like a six-year-old. It's the safest course I can take”
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RT @atetheSandwich@twitter.com
Hello, it's nice to meet you! I already forgot your name.

I'm frankly a bit relieved that nobody handed me a live wombat during commencement.

RT @wpmagazine@twitter.com
“Scheming, strategizing, backstabbing — gerrymandering has all the right mechanics of a board game. Kind of unfortunately.”

(With a guest appearance by @Schwarzenegger@twitter.com)

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@tilt
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RT @SNLSnippets@twitter.com
Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Roundup with Lucy Lawless (1998) - Requested by @splendidlysuz
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RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
BERTRAND RUSSELL

RT @countcarbon@twitter.com
An animation showing infant mortality in Africa since 1950

RT @ThisFoxWrites@twitter.com
Internet! May I present to you, ENTHUSIASTIC POST-CAT, who often waits by the door for our postie or those charity-bag drop offs, and stashes all her spoils upstairs.

RT @lewisandclark@twitter.com
We’re one week into the A-MAY-zing Race! Your gift could be the boost that your class needs to win!

Have you donated to yet? Give now at go.lclark.edu/amayzing!

Netrunner often comes down to a Hail Mary pass. I squeaked out that last one with four points of brain damage.

Well, I won't be buying any more plane tickets from @Delta@twitter.com. This is despicable.
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RT @EoinHiggins_@twitter.com
lol fuck off @Delta @Delta@twitter.com
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RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
Scientists at UC Berkeley have discovered that the occipitotemporal sulcus is the part of the brain used for remembering Pokémon.

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