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Terra cotta celebrity head planter manufacturer: Pitch me

Me: Chia Sia

RT @YseultCeirw@twitter.com
Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror.

• lied in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of years
• made from the dead bodies of creatures nobody in recorded history has ever seen alive
• almost immediately granted us advanced technology

RT @ZombieRiot@twitter.com
A snow leopard mom encourages her cub to keep practicing its stalking skills by pretending to be surprised during sneak attacks.

RT @jessecase@twitter.com
I have the memory mattress and the gravity blanket. Once I acquire the time pillow and duvet of truth, I can do the summoning.

The light pattern on the wall seems to be a reflection from the curved faucet.

RT @DigitalLawyer@twitter.com
Oooof. Was just subjected to the most credible phishing attempt I've experienced to date. Here were the steps:

1) "Hi, this is your bank. There was an attempt to use your card in Miami, Florida. Was this you?"

Me: no.

RT @Nick__Bentley@twitter.com
If you want to help a board game publisher stay afloat, buy direct from its website. It makes SEVERAL TIMES more profit that way. Wish more gamers knew. Maybe RT?

Some team learning methods assign specific roles to group members (manager, recorder, presenter, etc.). The logical extension of this is to provide 30 different roles in One Night Ultimate Classroom.

RT @metasynthie@twitter.com
I don't think this is a "gender reveal fail" as much as a fetus serendipitously declaring that their gender is "whoa, no thanks, back the fuck off mom and dad" twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/statu

This year's Dance of the Damned fire show will be at 8:30 PM in front of Maggie's, October 25 and 26.

RT @J4CKMULL@twitter.com
This is hands down the purest video I have ever seen

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