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RT @Sydonahi@twitter.com
This is a doodle poll I received today.

@AcademicChatter@twitter.com

Surprisingly, my MacBook Pro was still under warranty. The genius barista(?) hypothesized that a bad "is it open" sensor could explain both the nonfunctioning camera and the constant hot battery drain when closed. We'll see in a few days.

RT @hardlyrelevant@twitter.com
Wife: Where are you
Me: The store
W: Don't lie to me
M: Wh-
W: I saw the internet history
M: *hangs up*

Bizarre. The @Apple@twitter.com store greeters have an app where they click icons to describe your clothes so the next person can find you. We need a disruptive tech entrepreneur to invent lines.

RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
In the USA approximately 100 firefighters are convicted every year for starting fires.

RT @ThingsWork@twitter.com
This is how to tie a quick release tweaked cowboy hitch knot

Rhetoricians: Outline, explain, recap.
Software developers: Don't repeat yourself.

Political activists: Make everything transparent and open.
Software developers: Reveal as little as possible about the inner workings.

RT @ShinraAlpha@twitter.com
It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible moose.

RT @SteveStuWill@twitter.com
Wow, this is cool: The duck-rabbit illusion apparently works on Google Cloud Vision. The system interprets it one way or the other, depending on the orientation of the image.

RT @asunflowerpose@twitter.com
things we know about Rey: force mind tricks don’t work on her

things we know about Rey’s parentage: filthy junk traders who sold her for drinking money

things we know about Watto: force mind tricks don’t work on him, is a filthy junk trader who would sell anything for money

Only @Kristen_Arnett@twitter.com can get to the bottom of this.
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RT @MBoffin@twitter.com
Does @Kristen_Arnett@twitter.come else that only the "n" in 7-Eleven's logo is lowercase while the rest of the letters are uppercase?
twitter.com/MBoffin/status/118

Somewhere, inevitably, a college student will give birth in a residence hall and her daughter will be named Daenerys Dormborn.

RT @_KarenHao@twitter.com
If you're ever lacking kickass female experts in AI ethics, there's now a whole database of them available here! You can also add yourself and others through the "Nominate" tab. h/t Amy Chou from @ai4allorg@twitter.com lighthouse3.com/diversityinai/

RT @dog_rates@twitter.com
This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10

RT @stealthygeek@twitter.com
My following has demanded the story of the time I was almost killed by a four pound housecat. So, away we go. Back around 2013, my wife and I were still dating and had just moved in together. I brought a bearded dragon to the household, while she brought two cats. 1/

In related news, Violet saw a cat out the back window and lost. her. shit.

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