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RT @selentelechia@twitter.activitypub.actor
famous: well-known for Good reasons

infamous: well-known for Bad reasons

therefore

flammable: catches on fire for Good reasons

inflammable: catches on fire for Bad reasons

RT @pinkhairedcyn@twitter.activitypub.actor
Putting together reading assignments for Intro to CS and this chapter is titled "The Three Laws of Recursion." Gonna assume the first law is "Recursion may not injure the stack or, through lack of a base case, allow the stack to come to harm."

Face blindness story #4: Watching a TV series (which will remain nameless to avoid spoilers), a photo of the mysterious killer arrives. I'm thinking, "I guess we'll meet them soon." Turn out it was one of the characters we already knew, and I was supposed to realize that.

RT @LitMoose
I've had this on me since DerbyCon (a gift from @MalwareJake@twitter.com).
I've been through TSA 7 times and still no one has asked about it.
If the joke goes much further I'll need to print a new label, it's looking well-loved.

Had "dog jerky" on my shopping list and took a moment to remember this meant beef jerky FOR the dog.

RT @maggieofthetown@twitter.activitypub.actor
Overheard in Target.

Little girl, probably 6/7 years old, clutching an Anakin lightsaber in her hands.

Mom: Don’t you want to buy some fun kitchen toys?

Girl: No, I want to defend the galaxy!

Mom: Look at this pink stuff!

Girl: You’re making me go to the Dark Side!

RT @CuteAnimaIVines
“you sure you gonna be able to stay up and watch the movie?”

me: yeah i’ll be good

also me 3 minutes into the movie:

RT @vboykis@twitter.activitypub.actor
Me, standing outside Geoffrey Hinton’s office, matted hair, bloodshot eyes, shouting at passers-by: IT’S ALL A SCAM. THERE IS NO AI. NEURAL NETS ARE JUST MATRIX OPERATIONS. *sobbing softly as guards approach* they’re just matrix operations.

RT @stha_mavundla@twitter.activitypub.actor
I was toying with the idea of not having this photoshoot with my natural hair because “you have to look presentable” and apparently my hair doesn’t fit that category.

So, I had my weave on.. and right before leaving my apartment it hit me...

Dishwasher Dangerous is the name of my next band.

RT @Jun34u_sec
I had a dream last night where I was in the Miss America competition and hacked a voting machine on stage as my talent. I was promptly kicked out.

Who wants to help me achieve this IRL?!?!?

RT @StephenAtHome@twitter.activitypub.actor
As a CBS insider, I have a Picard spoiler. Two words: Baby Worf.

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