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RT @miss_amandamae@twitter.com
Don’t have a bookmark? Try using a taco. (Actual photo of an actual book found in the book drop at my library in Indiana a few years back)

RT @gordihyena@twitter.com
My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night

RT @dani_g_3@twitter.com
When I was 12, I remember my friends stepdad (who was a firefighter) comment on how he felt women didn’t belong in the fire department because “no girl could ever lift a grown man” lol anyways, fuck you Craig.

RT @elizhargrave@twitter.com
@mattthr@twitter.com OMG @jameystegmaier@twitter.com an alternate first TERN marker??

RT @LitMoose@twitter.com
"You are not a dumpster fire. You are a dumpster phoenix."
My best friend always has the right words.

RT @effies@twitter.com
EVERYBODY LISTEN UP
COMBAT JUGGLING IS A THING

If we all brought our laptops, this meeting still can be an email!

Katrina Van Tassel would be an excellent burlesque stage name. /4

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The postscript suggests that the whole Headless Horseman attack might have been a prank played by Ichabod's romantic rival who, having accidentally or deliberately killed Ichabod, hid the body. 3/

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We see Ichabod's last moments from his own point of view. How is the author supposed to have come by this information? 2/

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Thoughts on reading The Legend of Sleepy Hollow: 1/

RT @LukasSchlogl@twitter.com
Just priceless. An estimated 20% of genetic research papers contain errors because Excel converted some gene names into calendar dates. twitter.com/EconAndrew/status/

RT @vboykis@twitter.com
Found the data scientist parent.

(All joking aside, reading this made me so angry on the parent’s behalf)

reddit.com/r/Parenting/comment

RT @jowrotethis@twitter.com
The secret to feeling less shame and embarrassment in your life is to remember NOBODY is paying as much attention to you as you are paying attention to you. They’re too busy paying attention to themselves. Other people’s self-absorption can be a true true comfort.

RT @erosegolden@twitter.com
I forgot how depressed I get at the start of the school year when my kid cries every night about how tired & burnt out she is (she’s 6).

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