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As a professor who encourages his students to throw flaming knives at each other, I put the "loco" in "in loco parentis".

"I blame you and all of your profession."

- my wife, using software

RT @LouDPhillips@twitter.com
Uh...an airline flight might not be best place to view this film...just sayin’. twitter.com/friedman1962/statu

.@lewisandclark@twitter.com takes third place for Best Student Poster at CCSC-NW!

Actual young people I've met recently:

A pair named Sarah and Conor who had never seen Terminator.

A guy with Sweet (his last name) written across the back of his shirt who had never seen Dude, Where's My Car?.

RT @crochetverse@twitter.com
It happened! XENOMORPH ALIEN! Fully freehand , no pattern! He glows in the dark too!!

RT @ChelseaParlett@twitter.com
K-MEAN Girls

It's October 3rd✨

RT @CincinnatiZoo@twitter.com
Fiona still enjoys greeting her care team members each morning! 🦛

RT @DickKingSmith@twitter.com
Though he be but little, he is mighty.

In @github@twitter.com markdown, if you start a numbered list entry with block code, quietly omits the number. Chrome and Firefox don't have this problem. Example is answer 4 here:

github.com/PeterDrake/drakeped

@AppleSupport@twitter.com

Advice to students: read your email at least once a day. Your professors (and college staff) have no other way to reach you with important messages like "There was an error in the assignment" or "You've been expelled".

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com
Excited CDC Employees Begin Decorating For Flu Season trib.al/B6hxSUE

RT @mojorisen531@twitter.com
Redoing the deck, so I went to party city and purchased a skeleton. Now in 20 years when the new homeowner needs to redo the deck........

RT @kathyra_@twitter.com
rocket engineer: here it is. we built the engine in one sprint

intern: did you test it yet?

rocket engineer: nah we'll do that once it's launched

intern: ... does it have a manual?

rocket engineer: *gestures to sharpie scribbles on the rocket* it's self-documenting

RT @qikipedia@twitter.com
WORD OF THE DAY: ZELATRIX - a nun who oversees the behaviour of younger nuns.

Some students have written a marvelous @lewisandclark@twitter.com app, now in early access!

Android beta link: play.google.com/apps/testing/c

Apple beta link: testflight.apple.com/join/VxZd

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