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RT @SlenderSherbet@twitter.activitypub.actor
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (Director's Cat)

📹: instagram.com/thebaksy

RT @Mariana_J_Lopez
In terms of academic work, I try to be more critical as to whether going to certain conferences is actually crucial. Academia is contributing to the climate crisis by supporting this belief that if you don't go to events then your career will suffer, but that's not actually true

RT @stolee@twitter.activitypub.actor
Found this instance of incorrect unit conversions in a coffee table book. At first read I thought “that’s impossible!” followed quickly by “...oh I see.”

RT @DickKingSmith
The nosiest of neighbours will go to almost any lengths to see what's going on on the other side of the wall.

This workshop @SIGCSE_TS@twitter.com doesn't say WHAT equipment to bring, so I'm showing up with a jackhammer and a SCUBA suit. 👷‍♂️🤿

Things Heather said during our last game of 7th Continent:

"This is going to end in me getting a face full of bees."

"Why can't we eat those penguins?"

RT @AdamOPrice@twitter.activitypub.actor
Hi, I'm a paragraph of literary writing. I'll start with a bit of straightforward prose. Then, a long sentence—one that snakes around and includes a surprising but apt metaphor, like a cobra hiding in tall grass. And to end? Sentence fragments, a register shift. Fucking bathos.

RT @qikipedia
Word of the day: URLAUBSREIF (German) - to desperately need a vacation

RT @eliistender10
Incredibly creative road in Holland where the right speed produces the correct key

I didn't like TRoS, but @swankmotron@twitter.com mounts a hearty defense.
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RT @swankmotron@twitter.activitypub.actor
I'm going to see round 7@swankmotron@twitter.comofSkywalker tonight, but this will be a thread of some spoilery thoughts.
twitter.com/swankmotron/status

Anakin should have fallen gradually:

"I'll use forbidden dark side powers just this one time to save my loved ones."

"I use my powers for good. I need to defend myself against those who would take them away."

"Anybody who is not with me is against me."

"Traitors everywhere!"

I'm learning to use Twine to make drafts of games that will later be built in @unity3d@twitter.com. Problem: the Twine forum requires a reCAPTCHA to register but doesn't have it set up. Help! @twinethreads@twitter.com

Fake, it turns out, but well done.
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RT @AlsBoy
I’ve read this news story twice now and it keeps getting better and better
twitter.com/AlsBoy/status/1212

RT @OhNoSheTwitnt
[future history class]

Teacher: How did World War 3 start? Anyone? Yes, Khaleesi.

Kid: It s-

Teacher: No, I meant Khaleesi M. Her hand was up first.

Kid 2: It started because President Trump was jealous that President Obama was more popular.

Teacher: Correct [holsters gun]

Breast pockets on men's shirts: why? Are we just taunting women with extra pockets we don't even use?

Revised priority list:

1) We will never iron or dry clean
2) Spend as little time shopping as possible
3) Comfortable
4) Reasonably attractive
5) Good labor and environmental practices
6) Not insanely expensive
7) Natural fibers a plus (for fire dancing safety)

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RT @SIGCSE_TS@twitter.activitypub.actor
Happy New Year! 🎊Registration for in Portland, OR is now open! sigcse2020.org/register

We hope to see you March 11-14 for an exciting few days with friends new and old. Check out the full schedule at sigcse2020.sigcse.org.

We're in our late 40s and need to buy a bunch of clothes (because the ones we have either don't fit or are wearing out). Priorities:

1) Spend as little time shopping as possible
2) Comfortable
3) Reasonably attractive
4) Not insanely expensive

Where should we shop?

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