Peter Drake HAS MOVED @peterdrake@qoto.org

RT @jabinbotsford@twitter.activitypub.actor
Close up of President @realDonaldTrump@twitter.com notes is seen where he crossed out "Corona" and replaced it with "Chinese" Virus as he speaks with his coronavirus task force today at the White House. #trump #trumpnotes

RT @FieldMuseum@twitter.activitypub.actor
nothing to see here

RT @everythingloria@twitter.activitypub.actor
Fun Fact: Latina, Lupe Hernandez invented hand sanitizer. She was a nurse and realized if you could put alcohol into a gel form it could be used to sanitize hands. So, ya'll got Lupe to thank! https://remezcla.com/culture/hand-sanitizer-inventor-latina-lupe-hernandez/

RT @howardtayler@twitter.activitypub.actor
The statue atop the Salt Lake City Temple dropped his trumpet during the quake. I hope that everybody involved in repairs takes appropriate precautions, because for the last 150 years Moroni has had that thing in his mouth.

RT @TheOnion
Employee Working From Home Frantically Trying To Finish Report By End Of Days https://trib.al/H8DOuRM

RT @NerdyAndQuirky@twitter.activitypub.actor
this like the exact opposite of that pokemon go summer

RT @synthandlasers@twitter.activitypub.actor
People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!"

Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading."

People: "No, not like that."

Earth: "The US stock market is tanking."

People: "Wait..."

Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."

RT @FieldMuseum@twitter.activitypub.actor
Once SUE heard about the @shedd_aquarium@twitter.com penguins, we really didn't have a choice. 🤷‍♀️

RT @FaheemYounus
So I’m hearing many myths about #COVID-19 and would like to quickly clear the record.

Coronavirus will go away in Sumer months.

Wrong. Previous pandemics didn’t follow weather patterns plus as we enter summer, there will be winter in the Southern Hemisphere. Virus is global.

RT @SortaBad
close your eyes. imagine how you think a penguin walks down stairs. wrong. it’s better than that

RT @anbara_salam
As a public service in these stressful times I'd like to offer, as a palate cleanser, the most embarrassing moment of my life.

10ish years ago, my ex bf and I visited a spa in Germany. It's swimsuits in the pool but you have to be naked in the sauna. 

Btw I speak no German.  1/

RT @ThePioneerLog@twitter.activitypub.actor
Lewis & Clark community calls on government officials to repatriate 12 students and professor trapped in Morocco https://piolog.com/2020/03/17/lewis-clark-community-calls-on-government-officials-to-repatriate-12-students-and-professor-trapped-in-morocco/

RT @TheOnion
CDC Urges Americans To Prevent Spread Of Germs By Beatboxing Into Elbow https://trib.al/9cOy7xw

RT @Philosocopter@twitter.activitypub.actor
As a developer, I think the event deck for 2020 is unbalanced. Are there any positive cards in here??