Paul Ganssle @pganssle@qoto.org

Back when I was in college trying to be self-consciously weird, I went out and bought a briefcase and filled it with gummy bears.

My plan was to try to make someone curious enough to surreptitiously open the briefcase, only exacerbating their curiosity and driving them mad.

We still sent them, of course.

Coincidentally, we also put in a little card for each of the parents with mine and my wife's contact info in case the other parents want to get in touch. 😅

Maybe these delicious cookies my wife & son made will minimize the flood of imputations…

Sent this "scratch art" kit out to all the kids at my son's school for Valentine's Day; I think you can tell that we have a bit of a "free range" parenting philosophy from how long it took us to think some might object to us arming a bunch of 3-4 year olds with sharpened sticks…

Who wore it best?

RIP Baron Noodles von Pasta (a.k.a. Noodles)

We'll miss you buddy. 😿

I don't particularly want to make friends with gym rats, but I don't know who else will understand all my gym rat memes.

Today's #science experiment with the boy: dissecting a turkey bone to see the marrow where new blood is made!

TFW the doctor tells you your shoulder bone is dissolving because you lift weights too much.

(See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteolysis#Distal_clavicular_osteolysis)

PSA: It is currently pawpaw season. I found out about these things a few months ago and ordered some from Earthy Delights, and they are delicious!

I'm really sad that they are only available for a few weeks each year.

So, basically this permanent sign is advertising that all the sushi comes with math homework?

Burp cloth? Who is burp cloth? I am pocket square!

#dadlife

Unfortunate name for a children's juice, I'd say: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiamine_deficiency

Me on a diet:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket_of_Blood_Street

Ouaip, je préfère l'Anglais...

"What should we name our store?"
"Just be descriptive of what you sell."

#FitnessGoals

Gotta get that neck swole.

Sesame Park doesn't allow you to bring a Leatherman into the park, but they don't mind me walking around with these Howitzers?!

Clearly security theatre...

For two days in a row these vultures were hanging around in the same trees behind my house for hours at a time.

That's not ominous at all...

#birding #birds