An official announcement from the desk of Jeffrey Phillips Freeman:

From now on masterbation shall be known as "intrasex". That is all.

@freemo Not autosex?

@trinsec Nah, thats the next level up :)

@freemo @trinsec I thought that was supersex- then megasex- then ultrasex- then death by snu-snu

@lucifargundam Death by Snu-Snu is the utter last resort. No turning back from that one!

@freemo

@trinsec @freemo
There are worse things than death by snu-snu, so it wouldn't be absolutely last 8)

@lucifargundam It's hard to continue after you're dead.. ;)

@freemo

@trinsec @freemo
Say that to necrophiliacs

@lucifargundam @freemo If you're dead, you don't care!