Daniel Anzola (He/Him) @FriendlyXenomorph@qoto.org

Education is about changing humans. When our students leave our classrooms, we expect they can do things, see things, and think things they could not before the class. If our students leave with their abilities unchanged, then they (and we) have wasted their time and energy and money while there.
#edutooter #education #teaching

"Oh dear, you have a lot of... things."
The cyborg looked up. "The word is prosthetics."
"So much machinery. Don't you worry you will stop being human?"
"Oh, there is a line I will not cross."
"What line is that?"
"I will not question another person's humanity."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

"Does sex make you impure?"
The nun of the God of Morals looked at the young person.
"Have you listened to followers of the Judging God?"
"Does it?"
"It can do."
"Oh."
"If you do it selfishly, coercively, falsely, or carelessly."
"They didn't mention that part."
"They never do."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I printed the sign out and stuck it up in the lab:
"You are already in the future"
Both cheesy and inspirational. Perfect for us doing temporal displacement research.
One morning I noticed someone had scribbled on it:
"Not today I'm not"
Look closely. Is that my handwriting?
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

The sigil was drawn, the summoning incanted. An incubus appeared, his perfect, naked form golden in the candlelight.
"How can I please you?" he asked.
"Stand like this."
He looked at the sketch.
"Looks weird."
"I know," said the artist. "Try to do it, so I can draw it right."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

The sign over the door said "Refuge For The Broken". Warm light spilled out of the windows; there was a smell of a hearty stew in the chill autumn air.
He sighed and turned away.
A witch opened the door.
"You one of them who can't say they're broken?"
"Um..."
"You're welcome."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

"One of the things I love about science fiction is how it inspires real inventions."
"Like what?"
"Star Trek Communicators inspired early mobile phones. The stasis pods we use for long-distance travel is another example."
"They had those in Star Trek?"
"No, in Pokémon."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

Critical Ignoring as a Core Competence for Digital Citizens
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/09637214221121570
Including 3 strategies: removing distractions from your environment, not feeding the trolls, and lateral reading (more info: https://cor.stanford.edu/curriculum/collections/teaching-lateral-reading/ ) #InformationLiteracy #DigitalLiteracy #CriticalThinking #Misinformation via Sam Wineburg

Research synthesis is just plain hard


But did you know there's a online #community that aims to make things easier and more accessible in R


Join us at the Evidence Synthesis & Meta-analysis in R Conference #ESMARConf2023

It's free but abstracts are due November 14th!


see here: https://esmarconf.org/events.html

#MetaAnalysis #Rstats #phdlife #ecology #evolution

Here are some of my conference talks from previous years:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMDcoG6cxhI1_6ivGggQHpV6fa6zxFMGL

@jamespblloyd @ERDonnachie
A colleague from SIB in Bern (CH) said this:

I'm using more and more #vscode for #rstats instead of the beloved #rstudio. Why? Because:

- I can have *multiple* R consoles
- Remote working is easy peasy lemon 🍋 squeezy
- There's a code linter while I type
- There's syntax highlighting *in the console* with radian
- Running code in a #docker 🐋 or #singularity container is like taking candy 🍭 from a baby 👶
- It has awesome #git integration

What if we create a better 🌍 for nothing
#cop27 #climate

Ok so:

- Doug Ford makes teacher strikes illegal
- Teachers go on strike against law making teacher strikes illegal
- Technically illegal teachers strike successfully forces Doug Ford to re-legalize teachers strikes

LOL

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/cupe-announces-end-to-strike-after-doug-ford-offers-to-rescind-education-law-1.6141853

I just wrote about Elon Musk and Twitter

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/11/elon-musk-twitter-mastodon