Anna @jellycrystals@qoto.org
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
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Updating my #introduction , now with hashtags!
I am an IB #chemistry and #TOK teacher who is always looking for new #science content to inspire my students with. I also love the #Simpsons, #puns and #metalmusic. Other interests include #retrogaming #rollerskating #rollerderby #startrek #davidattenborough #internationalbaccalaureate #ibo #docmartens #blackmilkclothing #gigs #tinkering
The Long Walk was as good a movie as it was a book. Loved it. #cinema #TheLongWalk
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@judy2k @martiell Two nuns are driving through Transylvania when Dracula appears on the bonnet and starts trying to smash the windscreen.
"Quick!" yells the nun driving. "Show him your cross! Show him your cross!"
The other nun rolled down her window, leaned out, and screamed "Get off my fucking car you vampire bastard!"
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MIND == BLOWN
The Guardian: Why do some gamers invert their controls? Scientists now have answers, but they’re not what you think
https://www.theguardian.com/games/2025/sep/18/why-do-some-gamers-invert-their-controls-scientists-now-have-answers-but-theyre-not-what-you-think
One for @fesshole but I can't be arsed to fill in a Google Form.
I work with 3 attractive men. Faculty meetings are a constant battle between me paying attention and daydreaming about doing things with them...
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A new school year is here, so today's post is for the chemistry teachers out there!
I've mapped as many of my chemistry infographics as possible to various classroom topics. Some offer straightforward explanations or visualisations of concepts, while others provide interesting contexts or historical background.
It's all available to download in a free PDF here: https://wp.me/p4aPLT-8Ty
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My wife is on a stained glass kick recently and this #Godzilla is amazing.
I love the fire everywhere, atomic breath, and the textured glass for its body.
#art #stainedglass #movies #artist #cinemastodon #Letterboxd #monsterdon #japan #cinema #horror
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🚨 Google is killing Android freedom.
Starting 2027, unverified apps can’t be side-loaded.
➡️ F-Droid harder to install
➡️ Custom APKs blocked
➡️ Google decides what runs on YOUR phone
Google’s Android is becoming Apple: Your device, their rules.
It’s time to switch to open alternatives: Graphene, Calyx, Lineage. ✊
https://tuta.com/blog/android-side-load-apps-google
Sign the petition to stop Google from limiting APK file usage: https://www.change.org/p/stop-google-from-limiting-apk-file-usage
New phone... Second time in a row my phone has broken unexpectedly. 3 accounts locked behind 2FA... Sigh.
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When I have a load of data entry to complete I put on loud techno and pretend I'm helping the team from the film "Hackers" to hack the planet
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When I see people who aren't concerned about their data and #privacy in general, I get angry. Specially when they say, “I don't have anything to hide”. It's like you have to have something to hide to care.
A regular website, these days, shares your data with 500+ other websites and data exchanges.
If your data weren't relevant to them, they wouldn't jump through hoops and try to find loopholes to steal your data.
Grow the fuck up and pull your head out of your ass before it's too late
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Oh my goodness... John Rhys-Davies' Wikipedia page led me to the acapella powermetal band Van Canto. I am now obsessed!
#powermetal #VanCanto #music #metal
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I've found the perfect shirt.
Ladies, please form an orderly queue. 😁
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All my mates know the harrowing story of how I nearly drowned as a kid and had to be rescued by helicopter. The story came up at a birthday meal and my mum said that never happened. After a lot of arguing and Googling we've figured out I fell asleep watching a 999 TV reenactment
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*** Online shopping in 2010 ***
Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.
Underpants Emporium: Certainly, sir. Your underpants will arrive on Monday.
Me: Thanks.
*** Online shopping in 2025 ***
Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.
*ding* ShipPirate.biz: Your package is getting shipped!
Me: Wait, who are yo…
*phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: package is on the move.
*ding* UPS MyChoice: Your package is on the way.
*ding* Underpants Emporium: Your pants-ckage is en route from us to you.
Me: dudes…
*ding* Underpants Emporium: Be sure to review your underpants!
*ding* UPS MyChoice: Your package is out for delivery. Follow it on a live map.
*phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: package is out for delivery.
*phone vibrates* SMS from +252 3983929301: There was a problem with your shipment. Please claim your package at che4p-pi1lz.virus-basket.biz.ru.
*ding* Underpants Emporium: how’s that review coming along?
*phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: the eagle has landed.
*ding* Underpants Emporium: customers who bought underpants also bought
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Blessing your timeline (because I just rewatched it) 😀 (Lip Sync Battle between Zendaya and Tom Holland)
Played a cool boardgame called We Forlorn Few by the Aussie company Knife Edge Games. We got stuck on a rule and a mate went to the net for the answer. I went to the rule book, found the FB link and within 5 mins the maker responded to my message! Such customer service 💚 "Betray your friends, sacrifice your companions, or turn ravenous to become the new threat." https://www.knifedgegames.com/products/we-forlorn-few #WeForlornFew #KnifeEdgeGames
IB chemistry teacher in Bangkok (from Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺). Lover of innuendos, hair metal, and geekery. Sounds like fun doesn't it?! 🕹️🧪🛼
Joined Nov 2022
