Amikke @Amikke@qoto.org

Me: MS Teams channels cannot contain MS-DOS device names?? Good lord

Friend: No this makes sense, it's a chain of dependencies. Every teams channel is a SharePoint folder

I think god is dead for sure

@sorrowl @winter if only you knew how bad things really are

@anonicus Jesus Christ end Pokémon already

A broken clock fixed by taping a working clock over it is a metaphor for every codebase you’ll encounter in your professional career as a software developer.

🤔

SunOS 4.1.4 says it can't possibly be the year 2023: "WARNING: preposterous time in filesystem -- CHECK AND RESET THE DATE!"

sorry SunOS, there's nothing i can do to fix 2023.

@mangeurdenuage @rgarner Love how more than half the issues are telling them to get fucked and all of the ones that aren’t are still saying it’s a bad idea lmao

>have problem
>look up problem
>someone else had problem and made an issue on the github
>other people +1d it
>This issue has been automatically marked as stale because it has not had recent activity. It will be closed if no further activity occurs.
>other issue created for same problem
>other people +1d it
>This issue has been automatically marked as stale because it has not had recent activity. It will be closed if no further activity occurs.
>other issue created mentioning the other auto closed issues
>even more people respond with their experiences with this annoying ass bug
>This issue has been automatically marked as stale because it has not had recent activity. It will be closed if no further activity occurs.

I saved this a while ago and I still laugh every time I read it. I'm not sure what it is about it, but it's one of those things that are always funny to me. There are only two meme/cartoons that have this effect on me (the other one is Dog Fort)

I hear the government is doing IoT cybersecurity labels? They're welcome to reuse mine from a while back.

I love how this makes perfect sense as a programmer but would sound horrible to anyone else

People screaming about the Web Environment Integrity proposals are not exaggerating. It's the biggest threat to user freedom I've seen for a long time.

Its proponents state that one goal is to "continue to allow web browsers to browse the Web without attestation" - but this goal is simply not compatible with reality. If they can block non-attested user agents, they will. (remember when they were agents of the user???)