lobster @Lobster@qoto.org

Dear Friends of the Unknown #hashtags

Tsk, tsk. These are my not used or unfollowed up by me hashtags:

#Yogini #Daka #Dakini #Metta #VoluntarySimplicity #CombatTaiChi #BeingWell #TrueNature #NewBuddhist #IdriesShah #AugmentedReality #NeoAlchemy
 #MindBody

So let us take one and split it to find what happens #Augmented #Reality Ah ha! What if we change yogini to #yoga and/or #yogi … Clearer?

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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman’s husband also comes home so she puts her lover in the closet not realizing that her son is hiding in there.
The little boy says ”It’s dark in here”
The man replies ”Yes, it is”
Boy – “I have a baseball.”
Man – “That’s nice.”
Boy – “Want to buy it?”
Man – “No, thanks.”
Boy – “My dad’s outside.”
Man – “OK, how much?”
Boy – “$250”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together once again.
Boy – “Dark in here.”
Man – “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,
“How much?”
Boy – “$750”
Man – “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy – “$1,000”
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that again!’
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Made me laugh!
Saw it on #NewBuddhist

https://newbuddhist.com/discussion/comment/575890/#Comment_575890

No Catholics were harmed during this joshing ...

As a #NewBuddhist,

I have only been meditating for 25 yeah’s! Barely startled. Soon I will be going on to the hard stuff:

-Silent chanting 🙊
-YinYana Buddhism (non existent)
-Scientific, amoral ethics
-Reading unwritten books
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CU spoon … eh soon …
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