lobster @Lobster@qoto.org

Dear Friends of #Misskey, #mystery

and da-da-da

As we know you can not #krill a #wer-lobster. They just #moult.

Somehow in a #strange #sequence of events I haz:

1. #Become a leg end in my own #lunch #box
2. Added #Firefox relay to my #emails
3. Joined some #characters even more dubious, #septical #spectres of the deep C’s #ghosties
4. My only #hope is they will be #protecting mini me from pirates, bad goats and #Texans

In other words. In ways #beyond my level of #comprehension, I am able to post up to 65000 words (my goat gott, that is almost as much as a #micro-bot can manage). I am running a securish #penguin, with many #wonderful GNU programs. Soon I while be lost again, #wandering the hi ways and bye the ways …

Dear Friends of the other side, ☯️

As we may know traffic wardens/cops are human #beings. #Strange but #true. Yesterday I came across one of these lost #souls. They are employed by Wandsworth council. Yes it really is named Wands … but that is another story. Ahem …
back to the traffic warden who was issuing a violation ticket to a petrol death dealer (or ‘Kar’ as I believe #muggles call them). The offending kar was #parked on double yellow line on a busy #corner. I #congratulated the traffic warden and pointed out the vehicle also had one #wheel on the pavement/sidewalk. Also naughty. I think his work was appreciated and made him happy. On previous occasions I have suggested to traffic wardens:

• They should be issued with tasers
• One of my muggle siblings was driving a red SUV #hybrid and should be penalised if caught …

I have other #potential #powers for traffic wardens

• The option to remove #air from tires whilst the tow truck removal for multiple offenders, arrives.
• Confiscated ‘Gas guzzlers’ (preferably from political car pools) given to each refugee going to Rwanda …
• All removed vehicles #replaced with a #Street #bike to reach the fine paying depot with a #route #map

Hope this #advice is #helpful

Exactly so!

Sometimes … #people Mxspell #mediation and #meditation. Done it myself. One of my more #strange #skills. In effect? we mediate with our #real shelf #fish. The one that nose/knows and no. As well as yes of course. The more we know self, the wiser to its whiles and wiles. #Soon I will be a #Genii US … well OK no #chance of that. #ｆｏｌｌｏｗ the whims.

Dear Friends of #human #interaction,

Somehow, #heaven knows how or why, this is my #favourite Instance/server. I could be anywhere on the fediverse … wait I am. We all are.

However I like the #ability to #rant and #gibber to my #hearts #content. #Strange and #wonderful #animated #emoji and as ever the #diversity and #mixture that only a completely self #moderating #environment can provide.

I #blameworthy the people und der wishes … oops #dervishes
https://wisdomtavern.com/malamatiyya-the-path-of-blame/

Other people I like to blame are The Dalai Lama, The Queens of Little England, HH Ell Papa (the God Father) and Holy Wood (wherever that is Groving)

In other #words, #people are everything #good #god, bad #ugli #fruit and #Idiotic …