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Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.): "You know what the American people are thinking? They're thinking the brain is an amazing organ. It starts working in a mother's womb, and it doesn't stop until you get to Congress ... This country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots."

1:22 PM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter Web App

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@SecondJon My favorite meme so far said "Joe Biden drops out, endorses Joe Biden for president"

'Joe Is The Best Choice For Our Nation,' Chants Tulsi After DNC Completes Assimilation Process

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The DNC Collective has assimilated yet another species, the Borg King Joe Biden proudly announced Thursday morning.Species 10027, Tulsi Gabbard, was successfully injected with nanoprobes and assimilated into the Borg's campaign, according to Biden's statement. Gabbard quickly lost all principles and independent thought and...

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.@senatemajldr: "We had a high level of bipartisanship in 5 different working groups over the last 48 hours, where members who were participating were reaching agreement. Then all of a sudden the Democratic Leader & the Speaker of the House shows up and we're back to square one."

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Original: twitter.com/cspan/status/12418
#CSPAN #Senate

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How well did this age?

C'mon guys, get to screenshooting and saving these pearls of wisdom.
Add them to this toot as an on-going thread.

We are going to have months of fun leading to the elections.

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I know I talk alot of shit about trump, and I really dont like him much. But I must admit, he has done an amazing job handling the coronavirus so far.

Here are some of the things he has done that I am fairly pleased with:

1) Every year he has been in office he signed into law year-after-year budget increases for the CDC

2) He quickly barred incoming flights from both china and europe once cases became significant

3) he quickly issued a state of emergency and orderer the deployment of a US navy quarantine ship to help

4) His administration approved covering all costs for mandatory medical testing and quarinting for COVID-19 patients...

5) He issued a 1,000$ UBI to all american citizens to help alleviate financial problems.

He definitely did a better job than the last few presidents did when handling H1N1 and SARS.

Sorting through a box of wires during preventative isolation... I think it's finally time to get rid of my handspring charging dock.

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Thank God we had President Trump in January and February...

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Original: twitter.com/scrowder/status/12
#Crowder #God #Trump

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"I think it's a very nasty question and I think its a very bad signal that you're putting out to the American people. The American people are looking for answers and they're looking for hope and you're doing sensationalism and the same with NBC and Comcast. ... That's really bad reporting. And you ought to get back to reporting instead of sensationalism. Let's see if it works. It might and it might not. I happen to feel good about it, but who knows. I've been right a lot. Let's see what happens. "

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🔁 Scott Adams Retweeted:
Rep. Paul Gosar, DDS @RepGosar

Communist China literally thanking Hillary Clinton for her support...

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Original: twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/sta
#China #Clinton

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I love how the press lures @realdonaldtrump into stupid arguments, then when they lose they say, "That rotten Trump lured us into that argument so he could distract us!"

I also love when the clowns come out of the Volkswagen. But perhaps I repeat myself.

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@freemo @igeljaeger @J @jasonl8446

Where did you hear this? Lying and hate speech is covered under the first amendment.

The only cases where they aren't is when they cause tangible harm to others (lying about somebody causes others to attack them, or damages their reputation so they can't get a job, or hate speech that inspires others to commit real-life harassment).

And most non-violent calls to action should be okay, too.

Leftists : is literally worse than Hitler!

Also leftists : We demand that Trump take over state governance and control movement of citizens and operations of businesses.

Maybe its not the same leftists expressing both, but these sentiments are both coming from the left from what I can see.

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🔁 ZUBY: Retweeted:
Lillian🤰🏻The Postmodern Mom @postmodern_mum

I’m Chinese, I am not offended by it being referred to as the Chinese Flu. Did you hear that it was called the KUNG FLU! Hilarious!!!! People need to stop making everything about race. Lighten up or toughen up. I’m sick of ppl’s outrage over their victimhood status.

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#Zuby

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Dad, why do we live differently every spring?

Well son, when you were a baby, not everyone practiced Lent. Then in 2020 the world gave up social interaction in exchange for toilet paper.

brings everyone to lent

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His android phone reported to Google that he rode his bike near a home that was burglarized and he was reported to the police:

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/googl

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🔁 Michael Knowles Retweeted:
Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath

My greatest concern about the coronavirus is that it is a distraction from the far more serious problem of people being misgendered on Twitter.

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#coronavirus

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