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🔁 Scott Adams Retweeted:
Elon Musk @ElonMusk

Would be great to combine blood donations with a C19 antibody test, so you know if you’re immune. Refill blood banks & give donors peace of mind. twitter.com/depsechargan/statu … twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/sta

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🔁 PragerU Retweeted:
Brittany Martinez @BritMartinez

And just like that, no one ever asked a stay-at-home mom what she does all day ever again. eviemagazine.com/post/the-worl … twitter.com/prageru/status/124
#Prager

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Government Accidentally Shuts Itself Down With Ban On Non-Essential Businesses

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has asked all non-essential businesses to limit their hours or close entirely for an undetermined amount of time.But this shutdown mistakenly shut down the most non-essential entity of all: the government. For a brief period of time, all government in the United States was illegal, since it is completely non-essential to everyth …

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Now wait a minute... "The new figure now includes people who tested positive for COVID-19 and those who have symptoms and were in close contact with someone who tested positive."

So now in we're including people as positive who haven't tested at positive. Anyone with flu symptoms who was on contact with someone with the is now included in this stat. Is everyone doing this? Or is there some need in Colorado to inflate the numbers?

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🔁 Andrew Klavan Retweeted:
Spencer A. Klavan @SpencerKlavan

Omg guys remember Joe Biden?

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Don’t you see what the Democrats have in mind? Write a Coronavirus bill so horrible it will never pass the GOP Senate.

Then blame republicans for economy, unemployment rate and causing the virus spread.

Mark my words.

Democrats want the White House.

At ANY costs.

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Can medical doctors and scientists reliably weigh the costs (including deaths) of damage to the economy? Who has the right talent stack for this type of decision? twitter.com/jaketapper/status/ …

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Rogan O’Handley 
@DC_Draino

Nany Pelosi impeached Trump for withholding aid to Ukraine

Buy now she’s withholding aid to Americans

Impeach Nancy!

11:47 AM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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August Takala
@RudyTakala

Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.): "You know what the American people are thinking? They're thinking the brain is an amazing organ. It starts working in a mother's womb, and it doesn't stop until you get to Congress ... This country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots."

1:22 PM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter Web App

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@SecondJon My favorite meme so far said "Joe Biden drops out, endorses Joe Biden for president"

'Joe Is The Best Choice For Our Nation,' Chants Tulsi After DNC Completes Assimilation Process

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The DNC Collective has assimilated yet another species, the Borg King Joe Biden proudly announced Thursday morning.Species 10027, Tulsi Gabbard, was successfully injected with nanoprobes and assimilated into the Borg's campaign, according to Biden's statement. Gabbard quickly lost all principles and independent thought and...

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.@senatemajldr: "We had a high level of bipartisanship in 5 different working groups over the last 48 hours, where members who were participating were reaching agreement. Then all of a sudden the Democratic Leader & the Speaker of the House shows up and we're back to square one."

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How well did this age?

C'mon guys, get to screenshooting and saving these pearls of wisdom.
Add them to this toot as an on-going thread.

We are going to have months of fun leading to the elections.

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I know I talk alot of shit about trump, and I really dont like him much. But I must admit, he has done an amazing job handling the coronavirus so far.

Here are some of the things he has done that I am fairly pleased with:

1) Every year he has been in office he signed into law year-after-year budget increases for the CDC

2) He quickly barred incoming flights from both china and europe once cases became significant

3) he quickly issued a state of emergency and orderer the deployment of a US navy quarantine ship to help

4) His administration approved covering all costs for mandatory medical testing and quarinting for COVID-19 patients...

5) He issued a 1,000$ UBI to all american citizens to help alleviate financial problems.

He definitely did a better job than the last few presidents did when handling H1N1 and SARS.

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