STUPID INTERVIEW QUESTIONS.

Recruiter:
“What would you choose as your last meal?”

Candidate:
“Look, I just want to afford my last meal. That’s where you come in.”

Do waste candidates' time by asking stupid questions.

The "M" in ABM can be (is) wildly misleading.

ABM is only ONE TEAM (sales, marketing and CS) in a Holistic Account-Based GTM motion.

"We are smart enough to invent AI, foolish enough to need it, and yet still so clueless as to whether we've done the right thing."

👆 Jerry Seinfeld briefly boils down the human dilemma surrounding

Adobe’s not just about Photoshop anymore. They’ve dropped a DIGITAL DRESS! Yes, you heard that right.

Can't figure out if this a gimmick or a glimpse of the future 🤔

youtu.be/EvGquKkSFMM?si=WIHZMt

Your B2B customer isn’t shopping for software; they’re shopping for progress. Talk about the real benefits, not the features.

Just a heads up to all B2B companies out there:

A pricing page without prices isn’t a pricing page. It’s a barrier.

Your product’s features aren’t just a list; they’re a story of value waiting to be told.

Stop selling features; start selling a better tomorrow.

Integrating Dall-E 3 with ChatGPT isn’t just a tech move; it’s a statement!

Storytelling and image generation, united at last.

Google’s Bard & Midjourney, it’s your move 😰

Stop viewing B2B marketing as a solo act.

For real impact, it has to sing in harmony with sales, product, and support.

Your marketing strategy isn’t just about what you put out; it’s about what the whole team amplifies. 🎯

Quit the numbers game.

In B2B marketing, focus less on ‘how many’ and more on ‘how good.’

Quality content beats frequency.

So, we’re revolutionizing thought. Again. Remember, What’s old is new, till it’s old again. 🔄

Small team, big dreams, and now an AI sidekick—what could possibly go wrong? 😬

🚀 VCs say 'go big or go home', other people say 'stay bootstrapped and go home at 1PM on Fridays!' 💪

📝🎯 "To all :

Forget search volume, high-level content, and mass publishing.

Focus on search intent, targeted content, and quality.

🤣😉 Life hack: To be a LinkedIn influencer, start your post with 'People always ask me...

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😃📈 Remember, happy employees = happy customers = happy shareholders.

And in that order.

Let's spread positivity!

🌈💼 Your self-worth is not defined by your job title.

Repeat after me:
I am more than my job.

Expecting an ROI on an SEO project in 2 weeks? 😄

SEO is like gardening, you can't rush nature.

Give it time and watch your organic reach bloom!

Your product isn't just about what it does.

It's also about how it makes people feel.

So, go the extra mile to create positive emotions around your brand. 

It'll make all the difference! 🌟

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