DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org

Today on Cryptid Watch:

the orb @johnrandom@cryptids.online

the orb is cute, and lives in a round place somewhere beyond the tree dimension.

the orb is also known to eat mustard, but only with hotdogs and on bread. This is called an orbwich, despite calls to call it a 'standard hotdog' which it is not, because it is an orbwich.

the Orb likes to travel around the fediverse, hovering ominously whist also being a cute, round orb.

the orb is immune to attacks from elephants, but finds kitties to be very cute and will snuggle them. It is unknown the mechanism that allows elephant immunity.

It's annoying how counting is difficult for some of my customers. If you order on the 15th, and we say something will be delivered in 5 days that means you'll get it on the 20th.

You don't count the 15th as the 'first day'.

The work day ends. That was a long work day, good gravy.

It's a Dave!

So tired. Want to sleep. Coffee is only friend for business day.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online

Hi orb, I love you. I hope you have a fantastic day.

Oi. Looks like Ilhan Omar's continued with the Antisemitic canards.

Lovely.