TheOldGuy @TheOldGuy@qoto.org

We have been hearing a lot of information about the potential Russian offensive on the internet lately. Initially, we were expecting it to happen in the summer, but the Ukrainian Armed Forces were able to successfully liberate the Kharkiv region in September. We were then worried that it would happen in the fall, but the Ukrainian flag was raised over Kherson. We were scared that it would happen in the winter, but the Ukrainian military was able to repel all attempts. Now that spring has arrived, we still have not seen a large-scale offensive, but we will find out more in the evening news.

Military analysts have clarified that the main goal of the Ukrainian Armed Forces is to deplete the enemy's resources. According to the latest data, the enemy has concentrated about 120,000 people, 2,000 pieces of heavy equipment and up to 700 pieces of artillery near Kreminna. In addition, an equally large number of Russians are now near Vuhledar. At the same time, a smaller Russian group is fighting near Bakhmut. They have not yet been able to break through to Izyum, Lyman and Slaviansk. The Ukrainian Armed Forces are holding the line there.

Many people are afraid of the invaders

Many people in Kyiv are reporting hearing thunder or an explosion, and we are looking into it.
People have reported seeing lightning and hearing thunder, and now it is snowing outside - what is happening with the weather?

Rescuers in Zaporizhzhia had been searching for Lisa the cat for more than two days, and today they were able to find her in the ruins of a house and return her to her owner.

State Bureau of Investigations (SBI) has discovered a scheme involving the forgery of documents to smuggle people across the border in Kyiv. It has been revealed that a former employee of the military commissariat and his son were selling certificates of the military medical commission, which stated that the person was unfit for military service due to health reasons, for between 6-7 thousand dollars.

There was an explosion in Zaporizhzhia.

❗️There is an explosion in Zaporizhzhia, take cover!

There were explosions reported in the Gvardeyskoye area of Crimea. It is unclear if the local people, known as Russians, heard the sound of the explosions or not. Additionally, it is known that there was grass detonation on the Kinburn Spit.

The My pillow guy is back on the air now. Selling My pillow 2.0

Solar panels. What did he put in them???

Ship them to Russia

An imposter posted the top one. The real Chiquita felt obliged to clarify.

He got a lot of fun from his $10 though

These are from that brief period when you could buy a name for $10

When you use autopilot