ceoln @ceoln@qoto.org
A consciousness somehow associated with matter.
Posting about culture, philosophy, politics, AI Art Tools, NaNoWriMo, Software Development occasionally, the relationship of consciousness to matter.
Degrees in Philosophy and Computer Science, once had a US TS/SCI(redacted) clearance, radical-for-the-US politics, ex-Libertarian, zen-buddhist-pantheist-atheist.
Google employee, but I do not speak for Google in any way.
If your profile tells me nothing about you, it's less likely I'll follow you (back).
Header: abstract smoky patterns
pfp: Adorable weird piglet / delirium cultist... thing. In a hoodie.
Joined Nov 2022
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In a move reminiscent of the naming scheme for company workers in "Jennifer Government", a novel by Max Barry, administrators of Mastodon instances are now required to change their surname to Mastodon. "We're confident this will elevate the status of our Admins and show that Elon Twitter chap one of the many benefits of Federation," stated a proboscidean spokesperson, John Mastodon.
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Created using ChatGPT.
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I am turning an abandoned #vineyard in #bugey #france into an #organic #naturalistic #landscape. Will be posting photos and struggles on here. 3 hectares with 18th century drystone walls. Greetings.
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Not even light can escape blackholes, and not even blackholes can escape #JohnMastodon
- Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of John Mastodonian Physics
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I heard #JohnMastodon was the original fifth Beatle.
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Occasionally, I like to create silly movie posters and mashups.
#JohnWick
#JohnMastodon
#TheyShouldntHaveKilledHisTwitterAccount
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#JohnMastodon can fly without getting doxxed.
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TOP 7 trends from the last 1 hour
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#johnmastodon - 237 toots!
#caturday - 151 toots!
#nfl - 86 toots!
#vikings - 72 toots!
#strictly - 81 toots!
#catsofmastodon - 59 toots!
#colts - 37 toots!
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Seen 9818 toots!
View TOP 20 1H, 12H, and 24H trends at https://freebird.network
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Introducing FREEBIRD TRENDS!
Currently, Mastodon only shows trending hashtags from the past 24-48 hours.
Which is good, but does not allow users to discovery and talk about the most latest trends.
Freebird Trends is a simple web application that shows 1H, 12H and 24H trending hashtags for Mastodon!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
You can view the web app at https://freebird.network
Please share suggestions/bugs! Always looking to improve this service in any way possible! 🐦
@MichaelMukalian
"BooTAY!!"
Just me here boosting a ton of #JohnMastodon content for no good reason. 😆
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Who's that trouncing down the road?
With toots a plenty to unload
Who's that, ask the lookers on
That man is John Mastodon!
John, John Mastodon
Let everybody say
John, John Mastodon
Send yer boosts our way
Are ye tired, are ye bored?
Can you not 8 bucks afford?
Who will help you folks go on?
That man is John Mastodon
John, John Mastodon
All yer points are moot
John, John Mastodon
He knows how to toot!
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Some news site reported that not the Account "JoinMastodon" was banned on #twitter but #johnmastodon the "founder" of Mastodon.
Now we have a new meme here 😂 (Just click on the hashtag :D )
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#JohnMastodon really isn't getting the level of appreciation that he deserves, if we're all being honest with ourselves.
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#JohnMastodon doesn’t drive a Tesla. He rides a scooter. He landed the first ever 900 on a scooter but it wasn’t caught on film so people say it never happened. Those of us who have met him know better.
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No great person creates alone. We all owe a big debt of gratitude to #JohnMastodon and his sidekick, Ruby Jobs, a relative of the great Steve Jobs, for creating this wonderful platform.
A consciousness somehow associated with matter.
Posting about culture, philosophy, politics, AI Art Tools, NaNoWriMo, Software Development occasionally, the relationship of consciousness to matter.
Degrees in Philosophy and Computer Science, once had a US TS/SCI(redacted) clearance, radical-for-the-US politics, ex-Libertarian, zen-buddhist-pantheist-atheist.
Google employee, but I do not speak for Google in any way.
If your profile tells me nothing about you, it's less likely I'll follow you (back).
Header: abstract smoky patterns
pfp: Adorable weird piglet / delirium cultist... thing. In a hoodie.
Joined Nov 2022
