Verwechslungsgefährte @dichotomiker@qoto.org

Funny German insults to cheer you up:

- Warmduscher (warm showerer) = wimp
- Stinkstiefel (smelly boot) = grumpy person
- Lackaffe (varnish monkey) = flashy dude
- Trantüte (bag of whale oil) = slowpoke
- Schweinehund (pig dog) = skunk
- Arsch mit Ohren (butt with ears) = jerk
- Kotzbrocken (puke chunk) = jerk
- Arschgeige (butt violin) = jerk
- Nervensäge (nerve saw) = annoying jerk

Enjoy our language!

@pvinis As I update the QOTO fork I do announce it. We are actually trying to hire a developer now to help out so I dont have to do it all myself.

On Nov. 1, Twitter’s trust and safety team prepared a 7-page document warning Musk and his team about exactly how the rollout of the new “verified” badge would go wrong.

They were ignored. And then their fears came true. Good piece in Platformer: https://www.platformer.news/p/elon-only-trusts-elon
#technology #tech #twitter #TwitterMigrate #twittermigration #elonmusk #musk #news #media #journalism

I was explaining Mastodon to my wife and how it's different from other social media sites. I explained that I find it to be an inclusive, welcoming place. I explained that nearly everyone I follow is either gay or neurodiverse or trans or disabled. I explained that it's the first place I feel like I can actually really be myself and that people here are welcoming and supportive of me being myself. And that's why I've been so happy lately. She said "why don't you tell them that?" and I said ok!

Musk on advertising

POLL: If you've been on #Mastodon for over a week and used it each day, what do you do plan to do with your #twitter account at this moment?

Boost for a larger sample size please.

Heute ist es so weit: Die Gasspeicher in Deutschland sind offiziell zu 100 % gefüllt.

tiefschwarzer Humor
#schwarzerHumor #JohannMayr #Cartoons

© Johann Mayr

Had this silly joke on my todo list for a while... #ARMinside

Kleine Wunschzeichnung. 😊❤️

Das Maskottchen der Niners Chemnitz ist übrigens „Karli“:

#TIL

We mapped the #Human #Genome before anyone mapped the entire #Organ of the #Clitoris (2005!!!!!).

We have a real #Sexism problem in #Medicine.

#Healthcare #Discrimination

It's interesting how #culture/location-specific the #dating app #OKCupid is. In #Taiwan, the funniest or most typical questions are:
Is it important to you that your partner owns property?
Are you superstitious during ghost month?
Do you support the legalization of same-sex marriage in Taiwan?
Would you go to a cat cafe?
Would you have a poledancer at your funeral?
#台灣 #網戀

Unfollow that account you hate. Stop reading that book you think is meh. Close all those tabs.

Life is simply too short.

My favorite 3D print so far.

@Mimi65
Wenn du nur den Follower entfernen willst, aber nicht blocken, dann machst du einen 'Softblock': blocken und wieder entblocken. Dann ist er nur als Follower entfernt.

Every bullet that's been fired has missed me.
-pushbak, Jun 2015