l'empathie mécanique @dpwiz@qoto.org

[The Functional Integrity and Culinary Designation Act](https://this-law-does-not-exist--rob.on.websim.ai/?id=0195475d-b0e8-7f1e-85c5-a6d02b5beb34)

It shall be unlawful for any person within the jurisdiction of the United States to:
(a) Disseminate information that explicitly or implicitly equates a monad with a burrito.
(b) Employ the term 'burrito' to describe a monad in any educational setting, professional communication, or public forum.
(c) Present, display, or create any visual representation that depicts a monad as a burrito, including but not limited to diagrams, illustrations, and multimedia content.

> Repeat offenders may be required to complete a mandatory retraining program on the fundamentals of functional programming and Mexican cuisine, as determined by the Secretary of Education.

@boilingsteam - [x] Meh, nvidia

(since this is #linuxgaming)

New Civ tech tree is rad

https://calculatingempires.net/

@glocq @dpiponi that's not a PD, but a "stag hunt" problem
(sorry)

@Serpent7776 The tuple (pair) in Haskell is treated like a single-element container. The left element is "annotation" and the right is "value being annotated".
This allows transforming the value while preserving the annotation.

("Example", 12345) :: (Text, Int)

fmap (> 0) ("eg", 12345) = ("eg", True)

traverse load ("my cat", "cat.jpg") -- replaces the image source with it's content while keeping the title.

Leibniz, 1685: “this language will be the greatest instrument of reason,” for “when there are disputes among persons, we can simply say: Let us calculate, without further ado, and see who is right”

Humanity, 2025: "I've asked ChatGPT. It said I'm right."

@Serpent7776 I love Haskell tuples and their "some stuff gets an annotation" semantics. Pythons tries to go this way with the tuples-that-aren't-quite-lists, but drops the ball halfway.

@me love such sites

@Some_Emo_Chick Why the investigation? What is there to investigate in a box with wires?

@L29Ah the $200 Pro does this too

Homeopathy is deeply unethical

The method of invoking the water memory is exceptionally problematic. The water had been in *terrible* places. It witnessed... things... It carries an incomprehensible levels of trauma.

And you invoke it to what? To cure a cold what would pass by itself in a few days? How dare you!

LLM-generated docs be like

```python
def wiggle_bottom(self, amplitude: float, phase: float) -> RC:
"""This function would wiggle the bottom. It takes the following arguments: amplitude (a double-precision floating point value according to ieee734 standard) and phase (also a double-precision floating point value formetted to ieee734). As a result it would provide a remote controller."""
```

@dougmerritt @demofox @dpiponi Face-melting ignition facilities

@wilfredh Neat trick! Should be possible in LSPs too

@atomicpoet @surf I wanted to, but the form has mandatory first/last name and email, and is a ios/android-only app?.. No bueno.

(And uses Flipboard/Mastodon in social accounts, but not "fediverse".. What's even going on there?)

@reidrac well, the govt-corporate merger is one of the signs. Add some jingoism, xenophobia, "decency"...

Paradoxically, some of the other items on the Eco Checklist come from the left wing of us pol

The hell is indeed fscking.

You'd better go learn some #Ithkuil as the planet devolves into a complete clownshow

@bici @techlore always have been