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According to 2016 metrics, will be running for president in #2024. :blobcatpawmean: :politics:

A black dude was involved, doubt they turned them on. ๐Ÿค”

@ZeroHedge_RSS People are saying, it ended in April last year. You know, the heat and all that weather stuff. It hates the heat.

@cybernoodle Pretty sure those interfere with short term and reports. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ“ˆ :blobcatmoney:

@Gmajv Those hoodlums that caused this are hiding in the trunk.

@wgahnagl You're either furious every week or new to this .

@marathon It would be a better story if it had gotten away on a makeshift raft through shark infested waters! ๐Ÿ›ถ :ms_shark:

@arzachel Of course she seems legitimately dead, one certainly does not want to hire a Crisis Actor that can't act. Perhaps she may not be as great an actor as those "school" children at , but by all accounts she did a bang up job at looking fairly dead. ๐ŸŽญ โšฐ๏ธ

@lucifargundam I recall the days of yore when I lived on cuisine as fine as this. As far back as, just this weekend. ๐Ÿ˜‹

@lucifargundam That certainly would be ironic, as my profile states, don't eat the onion.
I had made the 4chan observation earlier when someone else posted the actual "news" article, and I then noticed later The Onion missed my incredibly valuable contribution to society. ๐Ÿ˜Ž :blobgentlecat:

They failed to realize they weren't currently on .

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