dv8 @dv8@qoto.org

@ShowerThoughts Also, no #pyramids. 🍻

@monorail #itsatrap

@freemo The 90's called and said that's some serious #scheduleslippage 🤭

@johndolph Always have at least 3 days of furniture to burn in an emergency.

@ken More stuff for me, said the first guy to try that #strategy.

@MichaJ @redwhitebluedude They better not interfere with my ability to #consume cheap products from #china!

@NYPost Looks like #pisspoor service.

@bhtooefr meanderue To make a transition directly from one section or theme to another, creating an entirely new episode in the process.

@FortyTwo Been hearing from many people that it will all be over by an April.

@yukiame And here I thought #planking was over.

@darulharb They may also beat out #disney for #childcaretaker of the year as well. 🎓 🧒 🎉

Which generation did it better?

@mur2501 That old #infinite #monkey #theorem defense. ⏳

@FailForward Nice! People are saying spring cures #COVID as well!

@scallion I'm here because I misread it as #freebeer 🍻

@d3vnull Fires Back #puns

@apnews_bot Wow, now #antifa is shooting up #gun shops. Real men shootup schools and churches. #pewpew

@nanko @ephyra One more after dinner #mint! 💥

Congratulations #nasa! As they prepare #marscopter #ingenuity to be the first powered flight on a #roundplanet! 💽

@ephyra @nanko It would be cool if also had an alarm. #alert! Battery levels dangerously low! Eat More #CAKE !
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