dv8 @dv8@qoto.org

What I love about #binary , I can count it in #spanish
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I guess when it was said, "I'd Rather Be a #Russian than a #Democrat." #parler said, 'sounds like a plan'

@NYPost Missing lede. Was their #porn account suspended!?

Hard to believe that in just about 12 hours, that new guy will have killed 400k #crisisactors! Good going, new guy!

@lucifargundam And hopefully keep it under 6 million. I don't want to be know as the #6milliondollarman with just a bionic tooth! 😎

@RT Looks like that #COVID count just went up by 50! 😎

@marathon Looks like the hat and manure cleanup industries took a major hit!

@John If they keep at it long enough, from experience, it will eventually be. Afternoon napping with the #kardashians 😎

If that #mypillowguy joined the CIA, would he be placed into a #sleepercell?

#rimshot.ogg

@John Keep them confused by just following the #kardashians ! 😎

@John Just now reading up on this, didn't realize there was so much #fedidrama , for some it's a way of life it seems.

@marathon I heard she kept them safe on an unsecured private mail server. So it should be ok!

Least populated?

On a scale of 1 to -1

If your #tinfoil hat is not working properly, standard rebooting procedures may help. #troubleshooting 101

@freemo A day on #mercury is like 1500 hours, so ya it could have been today! 😎

@Chase One does not simply walk into #mastodon and tweet!

@valleyforge Makes perfect sense if you''re #multiracial like me.. half white .. half pale .. 😎