dv8 @dv8@qoto.org

@PraxisOfEvil That #maralago diet appears to be doing well.

I once again failed to receive my #oscar for acting naturally! 🎭 🏆

@turboignasi@mastodont.cat @freemo @Science It was a #supernova until someone threw some #kryptonite at it!

I just found out that Yo-Yo Ma has a #sibling named Yo-Ma. 🎻

@timcast #comarage from 2018

@bonifartius Pretty sure all the #china #children were all ready working full time making #mypillows and #maga swag. But those interment camps need to keep busy, do you may have a point.

@freemo When you can snatch the adderall from my hand it is time for you to leave, #grasshopper

When you spend all week preparing for #marchforth riots only to discover that #cancelculture has stepped in and ruined everything! Again! What am I supposed to do with all these buckets of #popcorn and gallons of sugary soda? 🚀

(Soft knocks at the door)
CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's me, MetaDataDave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's me, MetaDataDave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CONGress: Who?
META: It's, MetaDataDave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's, MetaDataDave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CONGress: Who?
META: MetaDataDave, man. Open up.
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Yeah, MetaDataDave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CONGress: MetaDataDave's not here.
META: No, man, I'm MetaDataDave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
META: Hey, c'mon, man.

CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's MetaDataDave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CONGress: Who?
META: MetaDataDave, man. Open up.
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Yeah, MetaDataDave.
CONGress: MetaDataDave's not here.
META: What the hell? No, man, I am MetaDataDave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
META: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.
CONGress: Who is it?
META: Oh, what the hell is it... c'mon. Open up the door! It's MetaDataDave!
CONGress: Who?
META: MetaDataDave! META-DATA-D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Yeah, MetaDataDave!
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Right, man. MetaDataDave. Now will you open up the door?
CONGress: MetaDataDave's not here

#davesnothere #metadata

He touched us all!
Sounds great on a #gravestone, not so great for a sitting NY state #governor ✋

@judgedread Indeed, but also not mutually exclusive. Tard is universal.

@sofia The world grew more dark, when the phrase, penny for your farts, was rebranded. Sad day in #history

@frankiezafe Makes one wonder what the ML means in html.

@Murkrow #vowels are evil and the work of the #devil!

@kev @Mastodon #gab has #allthebest features!

@freedompatriot Looks like I'll be #investing in #livestream platforms!

@dave Welcome to the #90s! 💻

Amending my previous statement.

I #identify as a labelx.

@tony__heller You survived a 30 person #zoom, with left-wing Democrats no less. That's a #miracle in itself!

@Dawnz
The best mad dogs flip a good burger.