⊥ᵒᵚ Cᵸᵎᶺᵋᶫ∸ᵒᵘ ☑️ @falken@qoto.org

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Repairing CrowdStrike PCs

For anyone who cares about Secure Boot: it's completely borked on hundreds of device models from some of the industry's biggest manufacturers. Some of the affected devices shipped as recently as this year. More details to come in a little more than an hour from now.

It was one of those odd-job kiosks you find in every shopping mall, usually near the escalators. “MISTRESS MINIT - Keys Cut, Shoe repairs, battery replacements, spells, potions”

“Uh, hi” I said, how much is a potion of forgetting?

This Mistress Minit was one of those no nonsense gen-X witches, short hair going silver, trousers and vest in a deep purple, almost black. “Depends luv, on how deep you need to forget. Henbane is in short supply due to that mess in Ukraine.”

“How much to forget a song? I’ve got Cornflake Girl stuck in my head. The live recording from enn why see 2003.”

She made that air sucking through teeth sound peculiar to auto mechanics and other witches. “You can’t afford it, hun.”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

Looking for recommendations. Has anyone purchased branded USB-C headphones as a promotional item?

If so, who do you recommend?

I used to buy branded 3.5mm headphones - but the world has moved to USB-C. Ideally, I want something with a colour logo printed on the headphones themselves, but I'll settle for a branded case.

Go on then, marketing friends, what do you have for me?

(I cannot stress enough that I don't need you to Google for me. I am looking for personal recommendations.)

Where's a good place to buy those "gumstick" NiMH batteries used on portable #MiniDisc recorders? The ones I bought off Amazon a few years ago were useless trash.

Thanks to @stevelord for the unrelated reminder...

TARDIS MOC
(Part Four)

Overview 🧐

#LEGO #DoctorWho #TenthDoctor #ThirteenthDoctor #DavidTennant #JodieWhittaker #TARDIS #MOC

An international team of astronomers using the NASA/ESA/CSA James Webb Space Telescope have directly imaged an exoplanet roughly 12 light-years from Earth.
Webb images new, cold exoplanet 12 light-years away

Folks familiar with parking for Waterfront Park in #Burlington: do you have any suggestions for places to park nearby? We are attending the Flaming Lips show there this Friday, and don't want to have to carry our lawn chairs, etc too far.

Also, if you are attending the show, DM me.

Any clever #PHP developers know the cause of this #JetPack warning with #WordPress?

https://wordpress.org/support/topic/php-warning-automatticjetpackextensionssocial_previewsfeature_name/

I can't find anything in my code or other plugins which would cause that const to be redefined.

Huge factory sim Shapez 2 releases on August 15 with over 300k wishlists https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2024/07/huge-factory-sim-shapez-2-releases-on-august-15-with-over-300k-wishlists/

#Linux #PCGaming #IndieGame

'UK off track for Net Zero, say country’s climate advisors'

https://www.theccc.org.uk/2024/07/18/uk-off-track-for-net-zero-say-countrys-climate-advisors/

'The Climate Change Committee’s assessment is that only a third of the emissions reductions required to achieve the country’s 2030 target are currently covered by credible plans. Our 2030 target is the first one set in line with a Net Zero trajectory.'

#climate #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #GreenhouseEffect #GlobalHeating #environment #UK

Based on what you’ve written it seems you’re assuming:

Users will get any protections from this.
That giving advertisers what they need is considered a win by everyone.
Advertisers aren’t just going to do exactly what they did with the “Do not track” option.
Attribution is the only thing they are using the collected data for.
This will somehow disable their ability to collect fingerprinting data.

I’m not generally one for absolutes but i would put a significant portion of my current and future earnings on the fact that even if there was 100% adoption of this new privacy preserving by everyone in the world, advertisers would still be pulling some shit.

They would be performing elaborate privacy ignoring shenanigans because privacy gets them nothing and data is potential profit.

AdTech companies have a rich history of doing absolutely everything they can to profit from anything they can, it is naive to think they will so anything different in the future.