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@trinsec So hard! Some were doing work (sone teachers lost protected time to be there, I get that) but most were just scrolling socials..

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My wife yelled from the other room

"Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

"No?"

She responded: "How about now?"

#DadJokes #Funnies #jokes

Students in a road safety assembly today. Great idea! Walked around and confiscated 7 phones. Disrespectful to the presenters, right? Went to put them on the desk and saw 23 teachers all on their phones. Was I right to feel incredibly cranky about it and want to tell them all to lead by example?

@MFDOOMALLCAPS A radio station in Oz (TripleJ) had a poll about this song when I was in highschool. The results were if more people hated it than liked it they would never play the track again.... 51% they liked it, 49% hated it.

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@beyondmachines1 This was my work day! Had to do the damn thing at 6pm at home when I should have been relaxing....

So it is super hard to be Google-free when your job runs everything via Google.. Other than buying a work phone (which I cannot afford) what to do? I already use loads of FOSS/non-Google apps but still have to use work things. Also I always here "I use Graphene..." whenever a de-Google chat comes up but that is a bit more tech forward than I am capable of...

So it is super hard to be Google-free when your job runs everything via Google.. Other than buying a work phone (which I cannot afford) what to do? I already use loads of FOSS/non-Google apps but still have to use work things. Also I always here "I use Graphene..." whenever a de-Google chat comes up but that is a bit more tech forward than I am capable of...

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Alf-Life - I'd definitely play it!

(If you know the source, please let me know, I only found reposts of this masterpiece.)

#halflife #valve #pun #joke #funny #gamer #games #puns #game #gaming #pcgaming #retrogaming #masterpiece

Ugh... TOK essay hand in today (Thursday 11:55pm) and expected to have them marked for moderating by Monday. Laaaaaaame.

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#3046 Stromatolites 

If only my ancestors had been fortunate enough to marry into the branch of the bacteria family that could photosynthesize, like all my little green cousins here.
xkcd.com/3046/

@Tutanota They are not undies, they are boxer shorts! Blue/grey ones..

@yourfutureex I have a Supernote... It does a lot of the things you ask for... As does the Remarkable.

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A reminder that humans are capable of great acts of wonder when we work together & embrace knowledge.

An international team of astronomers has discovered swarms of cold comets circling 74 nearby stars -- and got clear pictures of these "exocomet belts."

iac.es/en/outreach/news/astrop #space #science #astronomy #nature

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