Levi Breederland @levisan@qoto.org

Gotta love being the last one to find out about everything. I take that back. Last one to be *told* about everything.

Does fact that the effort required to split a restaurant bill is a trope in modern fiction indicate that American restaurants still don't know how to bill per seat?

@SirHendrick The science is in

What you thought was them just being quirky was actually a desperate plea for help and, well, you missed that boat

@SirHendrick I'm quite surprised there's consensus so far!

If someone says "upside-down triangle," what do you picture?

This is parody, right? Right?!
https://www.amazon.ca/How-Profit-Coming-Rapture-Getting/dp/0316017302

@sabbatical Haha looks like a cheap well-worn mattress!

Now that we have other ways of publishing opinions, maybe “news” distributors should stick to news and let other platforms handle opinion columns

@sir_rob @mijustin Seems on-brand!

I can't help but take "I love this for you" to be passive-aggressive

I think I strongly dislike getting compliments because I don't know what to do with them.

Can't trade 'em for gold or bitcoin nor pay the rent with them, so what are they worth?

Latest list of links: https://buttondown.com/levisan/archive/146/

I hate how I don't say one word on a topic and people still assume I don't agree with them

Tired: asking a “foreigner” where they’re from

Wired: asking an person who speaks ESL what their mother tongue is

Which month is too soon to start asking people for Christmas wish lists?

I chuckle whenever someone pronounces "pronunciation" in the way that I think is incorrect

What do you say in the second syllable?

If the government has deemed a child worthy of receivng funding for a specific type of care, and they start receiving said care, but then the specific employee that provides said care goes on strike, who's at fault for the child not receiving the care?

30 days into this strike, anyone who is jabbering on about solidarity with the educational assistants on strike why my kid's government funding either just sitting there or being spend on other things is no longer my friend.