Levi Breederland @levisan@qoto.org

When I hear "wardrobe malfunction" my first thought is always that the person is talking about the second time the children went in The Wardrobe.

@ZachWeinersmith if social media platforms are no longer innocent of things published on their platforms (as in if those laws get dropped), that would encourage them to shut down and in their place, smaller things like individual/family Mastodon instances might become more and more common. And if all of that were to occur, users would basically demand interoperability, I think.

@LouisIngenthron a lot of IRL acquaintances I have would say "in the last decade" because of wedding receptions that had disposable cameras at each table

When was the last time you took a photo on film?

@mike My wife recently discovered this and bought a metric truckload of Pur gum. It's definitely not as good as other gum (namely in how long the gum's flavour and chewiness seem to last) but it's… fine I guess. If it has dental benefits then I'm all for it.

If we're so worried about carbon emissions, until we have carbon-emission-free cargo transportation, beverages shouldn't be transported. Prepared and served on site or concentrate/powder only.

Why are we trucking around water when we have city water systems?

I say this at the risk of reinventing Esperanto but please can we have better, more distinguished letter names in English?

A wanted a smart watch when they were a nerdy thing. Now they're not and I don't want one anymore.

Coincidence? Maybe.

Casting the #jobs net far and wide: my employer is hiring a principal for one of the Catholic parish schools that they administrate https://gilbertineinstitute.com/employment-opportunities/associate-principal-calgary

№ 3:

Same as № 2, but God is the creator of whatever created the simulation. Some Christian doctrines are be inaccurate or outright false, but there is one omnipotent creator God.

Do you continue to practice the Faith, allowing for changes to doctrine or not?

№ 2:

It is revealed—again, surely without a doubt—that God and the afterlife ARE real, but they are part of the simulation.

Do you continue to practice the Faith, even though nothing really matters?

№ 1:

It is revealed—again, surely without a doubt—that God and the afterlife ARE NOT real. What caused you to believe in God is just programming. Do you continue to practice the Faith, even though nothing really matters?

Three polls about simulation hypothesis for my Christian friends.

All three polls share the same starting point:

It is somehow proven, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that you are living in a simulation.

Theory: it’s much harder to avoid a plot hole in video than in written storytelling

Tempted to use this for background noise https://codepen.io/jakealbaugh/full/qNrZyw

@airsick haha true true… I just like getting the thoughts out of my head!