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@mamemomonga
That is a horrible torture kit..... you're missing the blow torch, wire cutters, soldering iron and thermite!

@internetofshit@botsin.space

Alexa, please drop table 'client medical history'

@DeveloperMemes
a perfect example of 'dont throw hardware at a problem- just write better code'

@PhoneBoy
More drama, more business. Supply and demand.

Clearly he couldn't manage something as simple as negotiating with the other attorney. I would assume that two third parties would have less bias with each other than two direct individuals.

Now both and your ex have to pay extra just to pay taxes. Someone's not doing their job.

@johnweeks
Alexa, show me Rings Of Power: soup for the soul

Alexa, show me Rings of Power: ambient soundtrack.

Alexa, shoe me Rings of Power: wisdom for the sages.

@PhoneBoy
Never trust verbal agreements. If it ain't on paper, it didn't happen.

@niconiconi
After much research and analysis, it has been decided by peer assembly that the source of the circumstantial dilemma cannot be resolved in a timely matter without increased investment capital. The much needed funds are required for necessary strategic infrastructure materials to facilitate the required cohabitation of respective individuals while they perform synchronous thought experiments.

Tldr; we all think you should buy us some weed and munchies and we'll think about it.

@7 @icedquinn
Having a garden on your property can raise the value of the property and this raise annual property tax.

@icedquinn
We do. It takes a long time to implement though. The only thing people would see would be banks with either stricter hours or closed altogether.

@icedquinn
they wont notice anything until it hits their wallets.

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